And the fucking self check out tills.
The constant "Please remove item from basket" thing, while the staff stares off into the distance ignoring everyone.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:19, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And people who want to talk to you when you're at a cafe and just want to read a book while having a bite to eat.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:20, Reply)

And a lot of american music with their "ooooo baby, you're my world" and their '[feats]' and all that insipid talentless bollocks.
At least half the songs I see these days, they say their own name at least 30 times per song or talk about their career's grass roots.

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... and how much they miss being back on the porch at their mum's house. It's like the oppersite from Bling, and is just as shit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Aside Hollyoaks, there is nothing that I really like to watch on telly any more.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Not being able to work out what to have for dinner.
I just started thinking about it, and I'll be thinking about it 'till I finally eat. I think tonight is a good day to have Japanise, as it's so hot, and I don't want anything hot.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Yeah', that's right, I'm going for Japanise tonight, I can't be fucked cooking, it's way to hot to eat any hot food.
But it won't be a big one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:32, Reply)

You must love
Belinda Carlisle's I Get Weak then. Lots of wo oh's
(jajwhite, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:22, Reply)

What you need, mate, is SERVANTS
who will go shopping for you and endure this irritating shit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)

If I owned a supermarket, a busy one like ASDA or whatever, I'd have 2 hours a day where everything is 10% more expensive.
And on the basis of that, it'll knock out a load of people who'll refuse to shop during those hours, but increase people like me who just want to do normal shopping.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I like the creative thinking here
When B3ta finally gets around to pooling its collective geeky resources to build a robot army instead of photoshopping pictures of Hulk Hogan, the UK is going to be a much more fun place to live
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:24, Reply)

This is the future.
However, as offtopicers, we wouldn't be held in the greatest of esteem by the rest of the b3ta ruling body.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

They'll be like the Army, designing our killer robot warriors of doom
to our shady government cabal, thinking up ever more devious and entertaining ways to torture people who watch Little Britain and make the current batch of pop stars dance for our amusement
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)