My mate made me go and see it.
I poured a load of booze into my bucket of Pepsi and cringed a lot.
She kept looking at me every time one of the characters said anything remotely like something I have ever said in the last ten years. Yeah, let's laugh at the catspinster.
Smug bitch got dumped a few weeks ago and she's agreed to sleep with him but not yet get back with him until she's sure she can trust him again letting him fuck her because she thinks anything's better than nothing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

silly woman
my sister does this sort of thing, then watches chick flicks and wonders why her life isn't like that.
( ascorbate, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I've never done that crying into my ice-cream wondering why I was single
whereas she hasn't been single since she was about 17. She's incapable.
And is sanctimonious, claiming that she's never been single because despite her intentions, men just pester her and she ends up in relationships.
Yeah, shit ones with men who look like Fabio Capello.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

If I ever get tired of being single, I do two things.
Listen to one of my friends moan/go on about their boyfriend, which reminds me why I don't like relationships
And then go out for a wild night of alcohol and pulling randomers to remind me why I love being free.
Works everytime.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)