Guys, I think we've hit the jackpot.
Quick, someone write it. I'll do the rest of the casting and Kitty can make the costumes.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

"The hills are alive, with the sound of Tractor...."
A few of Monty's favourite things would be quite fun too.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I think favourite things could work very well indeed
White-crusted noses and rutting with exes
massive fat reefers and shagging both sexes
ugly chav rent-boys, covered in bling
These are a few of my (Monty's) favourite things
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:05, Reply)

*begrudging lol*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:10, Reply)

HeHe.
When the worm turns, when his piss burns,
That's what makes him sad.
Hoover some charlie and brew up some shrooms
And then things don't seem so bad.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:55, Reply)