Oh, you'd like that wouldn't you?
A nice bit of abuse to make the time fly. Well just to prove what a sadist I am I'm not going to abuse you. Subtle eh?
Talking of abuse, did you see the article about the bloke who died in the shower after a good seeing to by two dominatrices?

www.metro.co.uk/news/832784-dominatrix-held-over-britons-death
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That is genuinely awful/brilliant
My favourite bit has to be "A statement released on behalf of Mr Mortimer's family said relatives believed the racing driver died of natural causes in his sleep."

Possibly the worst lie about a post-mortem since someone at the BBC claimed that Davina McCall's chat show was cancelled due to whatever they said that wasn't "she was shit"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:43, Reply)

He couldn't have died of natural causes
if they are investigating two people for causing his death. It must have been severe internal bleeding from being buggered with a massive strap on.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:44, Reply)