Hello Darth Foxtrot, I'd like to bum you
in both holes
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I know, Bert, I know
but it's not going to happen
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:45, Reply)

Bert is too busy making people feel good about themselves

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:46, Reply)

I'm like a rainbow of fluff
that brightens the lives of retards with a warm feeling in their bellies
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:47, Reply)

I've got a warm feeling in my anus
I think I need a shit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:50, Reply)

I need a poo as well
with a little co-ordination, we could meet up on a hill and recreate the rolling logs scene from spartacus
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:53, Reply)

That is a phenomenally good idea
I really don't think I can suppress this slurry for as long as it takes to get from Norwich to, say, Manchester. I'm not sure if that's halfway but no-one will mind us shitting in public there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:56, Reply)

Never say never, Darth
You haven't lived until you've felt my puckered anus twitching all over your turgid manpiece
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:50, Reply)

Good point
If Ms Foxtrot ever dumps me you're going on the list
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:57, Reply)