That could be any of the b3ta ladies.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:18, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

But fo sho it's me today!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Most of them aren't daft enough to friend me though
No offence Roota :-)

Also BGB, Amberl, Lampito. No offence, an' that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Faghags and molesterers the lot of 'em!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Are you calling me a gay?
*looks indignant*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Oh God no
Last time I mistook a male B3tan for a gay, he ended up becoming my boyfriend.
True story.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:27, Reply)

We prefer the term, Metrosexual

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:28, Reply)

As in 'djtp is a flaming metrosexual'?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Correct

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I actually do like that term
But you'd be amazed how often people say it makes one sound gay
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:30, Reply)

metrosexual = gay without the bumsex
or possibly = gay coward
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:32, Reply)

No,
Metrosexual = a man who's comfortable enough with his sexuality to endure the brickbats of others. A man who's not so insecure as to need to grow a massive sodding beard to throw people off the scent
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:36, Reply)

a man who's comfortable enough with his sexuality to endure the brickbats of others. A man who's not so insecure as to need to grow a massive sodding beard to throw people off the scent A Colossal Raving Bumder on a public tram system
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:38, Reply)

I'm flattered that you consider insulting me to be worth so much effort

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Oh, don't worry, it wasn't that much effort.
(Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, mainly)

Plus my humour is still at the level where phrases such as "Colossal raving bumder" make me laugh.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:49, Reply)

The fact that I just giggled at that
suggests that I am in no position to lecture you on your maturity
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Isn't that the point -
you sound gay without putting your arse at risk?

Edits- and morning all; are we having fun yet?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I'd just like to point out that I'm very manly in real life
But squealing about how excited you were at finding your Erasure necklace doesn't really project the same impression online.
( djtrialprice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:36, Reply)

*trigger fingers*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVOr-dE_pG4
( djtrialprice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Giggity

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?

( djtrialprice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:36, Reply)

*deletes reply as cannot find a clean one*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:38, Reply)