Terry's defedning yesterday was hilariously bad
watching just run after the ball like a ten year old would have been funny if it wasn't so depressing when you remembered that this is ALL HE HAS TO DO FOR A LIVING and he gets paid more in a week than I earn in a year. If that was me I would fucking concentrate on the game and mark the man.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I noticed
That the defence did seem to follow the same mentality as the way ten-year olds play defence, i.e., instead of marking all the German forwards who were approaching, they just swarmed towards whoever had the ball because it was their turn to try and stop him and then lo and behold, the crafty German feller passed it to another German! Who was hiding outside the frantic swarm of English players! Who'd have seen that one coming?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Like the Showjumpers from Big Train?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:03, Reply)

And here we see their main predator
It's the artist formerly known as Prince. The jockeys gather together as a form of defence, but look, the artist formerly known as prince has spotted a lone jockey who has become separated from the herd.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Haha that was the jockeys
The showjumpers were the annoying little fuckers
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I can't remember the showjumper sketch.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:13, Reply)

They had those red coats on and they were childish and swarmy and interfering with things like firemen trying to put out fires

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Oh yes I remember
Okay, you can have a go but you've got to hold on tight okay? NO DON'T SPRAY THE CARS! Right let go, you've spoilt it now, go on, go away. GO AWAY!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:15, Reply)