It's nice to be appreciated


although, I am actually saving the world right now, co-ordinating jobs in the gulf of mexico
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That explains the smell
Good luck with it, you've got a hard day ahead.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)

It's been manic for weeks
Here I am, working all the hours God sends, single-handedly saving the whole entire world from oblivion, and I come here, and all I get is abuse.

It's so bad sometimes I want to post that picture of the kitten crying from the popular naughty step page
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:07, Reply)

The world is so unfair
There, there. You're doing a great job. Just keep going and don't listen to the bad people.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I think we should do it
On your wedding day
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I'm up for it
If Mark can join as well and you bring another girl too, and we do it in different beds in different rooms, and you keep that other girl happy while Mark keeps me happy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Ha!
I very much doubt that any woman would have me now, although there are a couple who look quite promising
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

You should give it a try
Otherwise, you'll never know.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)