As I promised to several people
and I don't remember all the usernames, I'm going to post it in the replies. Now, if you don't want to read another recipe, just don't click on reply. You don't need to tell me off again for not gazing it to every person. Just go on reading something else.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:29, 61 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The green stuff (mojo verde)
Get a big bunch of coriander
Chop it very, very thin (but don’t put it on the blender or you’ll make a puree)
Add extra virgin olive oil and mix. Add enough olive oil for the mixture to look like a thick soup.
Add 1 clove of very, very chopped garlic.
Add a bit of cumin, salt and vinegar.
Done.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:29, Reply)

It was absolutely delicious!
Chickenlady and I got very protective of it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I saw you two covering the corner
It's very easy to make. Just try. It's very good to marinate fish or meat as well.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:36, Reply)

It was excellent with the potatoes
I imagine it would work with crusty bread too.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)

It worked with the garlic bread
As I discovered far too late with the last bit.
(bill, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I ate a lot of potatoes
Fantastic.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

The wrinkled potatoes (papas arrugadas)
Get as many potatoes as you want (they have to fix in a pan tall enough to be able to cover them with water and a bit more). The potatoes have to be small, between 1 and 2” diameter. The pan, you don’t want to use a good one, as it’s going to look awful when you finish (but it cleans very easy)

Right there:
Put the potatoes in a pan. Add tons of salt. Something like 200g of salt for every 500g of potatoes.
Add water until it’s around 1cm above covering the potatoes.
Cover with a lid and put in high fire.
When they start boiling, uncover the pan and let it boil until the water is just starting not to cover the potatoes on the top. Try with a knife to see if they are soft. If they aren’t, leave them boiling a bit more (but not too much or they’ll absorb all the salt) and try again.
When they are soft, drain the water, leaving the potatoes on the pan. Put them back in the fire (high temperature) and sake them from time to time until they are dry and look white.
Ready to eat!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:35, Reply)

these and the mojo verde were the greatest
though i did suspect the secret ingredient was 'salt', and i was right...
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Ah...
So that explains why I was so thirsty all evening. And all night. And all yesterday.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 17:37, Reply)

AAAAAAAAARGH
Recipes?! You ought to change your name from aberracion to abominacion.

not really, just kidding, love you Abby. Xxxx
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:38, Reply)

At least these are easy and don't have fish on them
I think I love you too... I think I could love you... Maybe... Have I ever met you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:41, Reply)

OH CHRIST DON'T GO THERE
Could someone please throw a protective cordon around Aberracion?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Stick with it...
r n
n m
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:45, Reply)

James Corden is a cunt
'I AM FAT, BUT IF I SHOUT PEOPLE WILL LIKE ME'

Fuck off, you tedious shit
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I'd have thought you people would be full of German-inspired joy today

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)

More football?
I'm going to insist we do the same on Wednesday. Well, only if the good guys win.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Not at all
as a scotsman who grew up in germany, I really couldn't give a fuck about nationality.
I hoped England would win, but didn't really care very much
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:04, Reply)

You'd know if you had
by the smell of three day old faeces, and the instant feeling of regret
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Oh, I see
You are one of those lovely persons who spends so much time helping other people that doesn't have a second for his own cleaning. You're a star.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:48, Reply)

It's nice to be appreciated


although, I am actually saving the world right now, co-ordinating jobs in the gulf of mexico
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)

That explains the smell
Good luck with it, you've got a hard day ahead.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)

It's been manic for weeks
Here I am, working all the hours God sends, single-handedly saving the whole entire world from oblivion, and I come here, and all I get is abuse.

It's so bad sometimes I want to post that picture of the kitten crying from the popular naughty step page
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:07, Reply)

The world is so unfair
There, there. You're doing a great job. Just keep going and don't listen to the bad people.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I think we should do it
On your wedding day
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I'm up for it
If Mark can join as well and you bring another girl too, and we do it in different beds in different rooms, and you keep that other girl happy while Mark keeps me happy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Ha!
I very much doubt that any woman would have me now, although there are a couple who look quite promising
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

You should give it a try
Otherwise, you'll never know.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Add some of BGB's cat wee.
And feed it to Light in Chains. Last seen in a taxi, with a cock on his face.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Whoops
[edited for reasons of retarded replying skills]
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Afternoon Henry

(Halfy By light alone, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I'll have to look him up online...
...many thanks for the compliment though, I'm told you look like a much thinner version of a chap chickenlady used to date!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I heard that as well

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:32, Reply)

She was quite merry
and singing a lot of praises that night.

Beekers has every reason to feel smug.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:32, Reply)

hahaha
ask Tourettes what she said about Beeker and try not to gob tea over computer when she replies
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:38, Reply)

It was a topic of conversation that popped up during the hillwalking
Beekers's and Tourettes's unmprompted euphemisms yesterday morning had me in fits of guffaws.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

"like a silverback's knuckle"
*spits coffee*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:41, Reply)

HAHAHA!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Afternoon Lab!
How's the head post weekend?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:48, Reply)

That was genius

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

That and
"Hello love, fancy a smashed pasty?"

Tourettes and her many colourful turns of phrase have me in stitches.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:01, Reply)

My favourite was still
"If I wasn't married, I'd probably have a bounce on that"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:09, Reply)

what
That I look like a thinner person of someone you used to date?
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:37, Reply)

No
You look exactly like a thinner/less musclebound version of someone I used to date - uncanny really.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

scary!
here you go

citypaper.net/blogs/criticalmass/files/2010/03/henry_rollins.jpg
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Yikes!
In a good way.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

told you!!

(Halfy By light alone, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I kind of agree
I suspect that Mr Rollins has a considerable muscular advantage on PJM though.

He is not a small chap.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)

What he is, though, is a fucking tosser (Rollins, I mean)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I concur
he is doing a spoken word thing at Sonisphere

I may go and taunt him. Then run away.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Crap in a sock and hurl it in his face
during his pitiful 'woe is me - I've got so many 'issues'' drivel.

My brother's going to Sonisphere. Shame you don't know him, he's fucking hilarious.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I will take your suggestion on board
I'm going to be busy mocking people at the festival.

I need to start work on my "Alice Cooper is a worse breakfast show DJ than Chris Moyles and that is saying something!" sign
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Good lad.
People don't spend enough time on their mockery these days, I find.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I concur
there's just no commitment, which means that the mockee is never going to fully appreciate the extent to which they deserve the mockery.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:00, Reply)

And who loses?
SOCIETY.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Or this, if he had blue eyes like PJM
www.sonoma.edu/pubs/newsrelease/archives/henry_rollins.jpg
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Ah, hello there!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Thanks for that.
The green stuff was absolutely full of win. I'd have tried the other bits too, but I'm not a lover of fish unfortunately.

Those who did try the seafood tapas all seemed to rave about it.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I know BGB doesn't eat meat
so I thought it'd be unfair to bring meat to her party. However, apart from the peppers, nothing really tasted of fish, there was too much stuff in the stuffing for it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I'm a really rubbish vegetarian, believe it or not
I don't eat anything that baas, moos or oinks.

Or fish for that matter, although I'm very fond of chicken (no pun intended).

I'm just born to be awkward.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

God you're SO DIFFICULT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Bloody picky

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)