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I've got a side gate but it's held shut with screws and cable ties or it would fall over.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:49,
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I have a side gate and only use the back gate when the landlady is away
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:52,
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have a side gate am a filthy slag
only let DJTP
landlady is away when I'm attracting bears.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:56,
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Pffft!
Attracting bears is the best phrase I've ever heard!
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Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:57,
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It is like...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:00,
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It's my favourite, and comes from a quote from Anchor Man
Brick Tamland: I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:00,
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"I love lamp"
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:06,
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I've spent the last 10 mins or so
Giggling while reading Anchorman quotes. I love that film!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:07,
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Eh you
I don't think so!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:00,
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You don't 'think' so?
Maybe lay off the scotch a bit, hmm?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:01,
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But he's so moreish
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:02,
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Then it's only polite to let him 'round back
When you're in such a state.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:05,
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I'd give that lil scamp the World
But I don't fancy the effect a good bumming would have on my arld Belindas
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:11,
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He'll have to just gently hold them to one side.
Blood acts as a lubricant, so I guess that's a plus.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:13,
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You are going to hell
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:15,
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:(
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:24,
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Your what now?
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:15,
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Belinda Carlisles, lil Apple
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:17,
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I fucking love Belinda Carlisle
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Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:22,
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You chop yourself in the neck with Mrs Al in an attempt to sing like her
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:27,
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Not these ones you don't
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:28,
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