Christ, where to start....
1) badly sprained both thumbs in an ill-advised breakdance venture
2) was caught getting a nosh off the girl whose party is was, by her father
3) drank so, so much more than was safe (at one point I shotgunned a Kestrel Super) I ended up on the lawn, chin on edge of lawn, spewing bile and bits of stomach lining into the flower beds until the morning when my pal's mother came outside, put a blanket over me and a cup of tea by my side, and then went back indoors again, saying nothing, but smiling in a 'you poor idiot' way
4) turked my best friend, causing massive ructions - she loved me and I wasn't really aware of this - she was also fucking fat (but did deal in LSD so hey)
5) worst of all: failed to turk one of the most stunning women I have ever seen. I was offered it on a plate but declined as I was hallucinating so heavily. Only in the morning did I realise how badly I fucked up. She was stunning. I was only 15 mind you.

NB these were different parties.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:49, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It probably says a lot about me
that the first question it springs to mind to ask is what move you were attempting in 1)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I cannot recall
some kind of footwork.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)

FOOTwork?!
Which leads me to an obvious thumb-related question...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Footwork can still require hand/floor contact

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Appreciated
But... oh fuck it, breakdancing is one of the few forms of dance I have never tried my hand at, I'm just going to take your word for it. But the mental image is much more bizarre than it need be
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:13, Reply)

good job you added that NB
that would've been one hell of a party
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Oh why did you ruin it with the last line
I was imagining this to be the greatest party ever.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:51, Reply)

lolling at number 1 here

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:59, Reply)