I went to this one party
And it was fucking sweltering. People were practically passing out from heat exhaustion, and this one swaggering twat just kept pointing out how hot it was, over and over again.
If that wasn't annoying enough, he then got right creepy and started trying to get people to strip, all the while 'dancing' like Michael J Fox in a washing machine and molesting women.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:31, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You went to a party with Rapeychomp?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Yeah, no one had invited him either.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Nice
Sounds like the perfect party. Did you put something on his drink to make him quiet?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Despite what my face might imply
I am not a date-rapist ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:34, Reply)

You didn't have to go all the way to rape
Just enough to get him stunned.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:37, Reply)

If I were to purchase rohypnol
I would want to get my money's worth.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Is that the drug the take in the hangover?
I watched that film yesterday and it's hilarious.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Yes, or at least they take the American-named equivalent
And yes, that film is hilarious!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Yeah, fuck wasting all that money on the 'date' bit, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:47, Reply)