I did actually want to say "I dont know, i'm not fucking psychic you dimwitted twat"
but she was slim, blonde and pretty so I didn't.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:30, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You invited them to walk with you
Or even better, you offered to walk her to wherever she was going, then had a drink with her, and spend the night being naughty, eh? Who is the psychic now!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Her boyfriend is a client of mine
and she was walking his dog at the time.

Sexy fun time seemed unlikely.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Oh :-(
Well, at least you had a something to entertain your thoughts on the way.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Worst. Dracula. Ever.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I'm not even a real Colonel
*sobs*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:43, Reply)

There, there

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Yay! Sympathy!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Knock it off, Colin.
You just don't learn, do you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:56, Reply)

STOP HOUNDING ME!
If you have 1 drink, you're not an alchoholic...if you smoke 1 spliff you're not a drug addict...but you brutally murder 1 woman and you're labelled as a murderer for life!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Fucking hell Col,
just trying to give you a bit of friendly guidance. Just because a woman talks to you out of sympathy doesn't mean it's advisible to start, y'know, fessing up to 'stuff'...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Meh, they can't try you for the same crime twice
now where did I put that hammer? I fancy a walk.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Your are Colin Stagg AICMFP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:46, Reply)

You can't prove nuffink
just like the police
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:49, Reply)