Oh gosh, so close
How are you doing anyway Mont?

Now that I respect you, I consider us homies
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm sweating like Colonel Dracula
when he realised he’d said too much about that Rachel Nickell business and the ‘honey trap’ was closing in on him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Where are you?
I'll fetch you a fan, because I got your back, home-boy.

I'm in an office so well air conditioned that it's positively arctic in here
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:35, Reply)

North Finchley
If London has a dullest corner, this is most certainly it....

I have two fans whirring away and two open windows but I have five staff in here too and one of them's really fat - it's her fault I reckon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:46, Reply)

That's near Becky, in Fredley Park I think
I've just got onto B3ta on my work PC for the first time!

Hooray for sucking off IT bods!

EDIT hometime now, bye
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:56, Reply)