Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm so fucking bored.Too hot, immobile and generally irritable to do anything. My concentration span has diminished so that I can't even read trashy novels in one sitting. The Internet is particularly shit today. Someone, somewhere must have something interesting to say, no?
Alt Q: if you had to exclude one person from /offtopic on the basis of being boring, who would it be? Give an example of why they bore you. Hopefully start a fight with them; that might amuse me.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:05,
253 replies,
latest was 16 years ago)
the heatis making me too tired to even be angry at it.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:06,
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I actually put someone on ignore this morningpurely because of how fucking dull they are
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:07,
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Ironically, in trying to press reply I accidentally hit ignoreand now I've forgotten what I was going to say originally
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I think that's how you had a purple ignorebut it's gone now
I sort of miss it
like I was going to ignore you cause you've got a gayface but I thought better of it and decided to bestow charity upon you
or something
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:26,
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I seem to remember you saying something nice about my face oncemakes me all the more predisposed to deal with the gay jibes from you than most people
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I did, can't remember what thougheither way you shouldn't listen to me, I look like petunia pig
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:47,
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Can you hear me?I've been told I have a sexy voice
but I think I sound like a dude
what do you sound like?
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:54,
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My voice is annoyingly high-pitchedand does nothing for my claims of masculinity
When I say "I like listening to you" it should really have said "reading you", I guess
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I don't think high pitched male voices matter when it comes to masculinityeffeminate, however, is a completely different story
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:01,
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I'm really not effeminate in real lifeBut cultural stereotyping dictates I must be gay
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how so?because you dance?
tosh
don't make me mander to you, I'll hate myself later
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:08,
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I'm not asking for Pandatron to be unleashedI've just never understood why being a dancer makes a man gay. Ask this lot, they seem to have a pretty good idea
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he sounds like this
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:57,
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Just imagine a more Norwich version of Graham Norton.It can't be too far off.
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I'm not FROM NorwichI have spent years studiously avoiding picking up the accent!
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who said that?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:09,
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I have no doubts that you know to whom I refer(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:40,
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naa, I was busy for a bitchompy is good value
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:27,
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BatshitMentalist won't send me pictures of her bumhole eaither.=(
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:54,
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the person I would ban from OThas been on my ignore list for about 3 years now. It amazes me when I meet b3tans in real life who bitch about them because I'd forgotten they ever existed.
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djtrialprice, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:07,
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Nobody replied because they all have you on ignore(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:15,
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I'll reply,I'm not ignoring you. But don't tell anyone, I don't want them to ignore me by association.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:26,
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;)Hey babe, you're still my favourite (especially since I've had my bank cards and car nicked)
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djtrialprice, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:35,
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I shallAlong with your wallet, PIN, and V5C document.
EDIT: Bru is growing on me. I must be delirious.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:29,
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Amberl asideEveryone thus far is bitching at thin air. CHCB wants NAMES, dammit!
(, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:08, Reply)
I have no problem with anyone for being dullEven dull people are preferable to arsey ones. The only people I dislike on OT are tools, not bores
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You're really angling for some bitchyness, aren't you(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:13,
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Voldemort?what's he doing on here?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:27,
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This is trueAt least the dull people are harmless. On the whole, anyway - there is this one feller who gets right up my nose talking about his dancing and Glee who's quite clearly a massive...oh...erm...
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The List?Is this a list of people you want to bum as the soundtrack to Glee drowns out their screams, making the neighbours assume you're just practicing dancing round your room like a big bumder?
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YesI assume you've seen the list. Please feel free to inform the other B3tans on it who they are
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Arsey is much more interesting.Arsey allows for debate. Much better than Home Sweet Home thread levels of dullness.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:17,
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Arsey can be incredibly tiresome"Oh look I'm being stroppy again!"
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:36,
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Strops like a mofo. Nope still can't be arsed. Ask me again later(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:22,
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Why bother?I'm an advocate of, "If you can't say something nice, keep your trap shut and sabotage the brakes on their car."
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djtrialprice, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:09,
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^ thisno point making people upset. Take direct revenge
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:11,
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*removes springs from Amberl's mattress*mwuahahahhaha
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:13,
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much better to remove the rugfrom in front of her sofa
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djtrialprice, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:15,
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It's the look you've got in your eyesI don't feel bad taking the piss out of people I've met. And Darth Foxtrot... he's such a dear.
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djtrialprice, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:23,
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true trueI was actually just mildly suprised since I find beds uncomfortable and thus if I have a choice will rather sleep on a sofa, which I generally fall off
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:24,
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OK that's a scary amount of detail to get rightI don't have a webcam on you, honest ¬_¬
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djtrialprice, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:28,
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Don't worryNothing's making me turn away from Roota endlessly pissing into the pairs of shoes I send her
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djtrialprice, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:38,
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I hope he's saving the footagethat's going to be very interesting to future generations
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:43,
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I'm hoping it's going to let mefasttrack her application to a mental institution
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djtrialprice, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:44,
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But it's only a few miles awayfrom where we'll be living
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djtrialprice, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:50,
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GiggityCan you tell b3ta about my six-pack and massive cock now as well?
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djtrialprice, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:57,
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Sorry, that can only be announced loudly in a back yard in Todmorden!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:16,
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wherever you're goinghe's going as well, so he better pick somewhere nice.
After all pissing into shoes unendlessly is one thing, and filming it is something else
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:50,
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this is probably going to come across all wrongbut if you think beds are uncomfortable then you haven't tried the right mattress.
I've had mine for 4 years or so, and literally, almost every night I get in it and involuntarily exclaim how comfortable it is. it's amazing.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:29,
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I got used to sleepingon a very hard bed. Now I don't like them at all. Sofa or the floor is much better. It's hard to convince guests that I really really don't mind them having the bed when they visit
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:31,
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I can't help but feel you are missing outI like a firm bed, which is why mine has twice the ordinary number of springs and a layer of memory foam.
it's incredible.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:34,
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I'm echoingRoota's croissant comment.
What use does an insomniac have for a comfortable bed?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:36,
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this is an area in which I feel most stronglyso doesn't come under the heading of my normal smugness. It's (one of) my mission(s) to encourage people to get better beds.
it makes it even more important for an insomniac, because you are awake to enjoy it!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:38,
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do you mean?you're one of those people who even though they can't sleep, enjoy just lying there and staring at the ceiling, or fidgeting or just feeling calm and warm and cozy? Madness!
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:42,
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calm, warm and cozy is goodI've learnt not to get frustrated by not being able to get to sleep
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:44,
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I'm not frustratedjust bored. Which is why the sofa is better. Easy access to computer, diet coke, work etc
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:49,
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wasn't implying you weremy computer is in my bedroom which is where the mrs sleeps, so can't use that when being unable to sleep. don't have work to do at night either, so if I don't just enjoy lying in bed I'll either watch tv or smoke more spliffs, neither of which are what I want to be doing
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:51,
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fair enoughI go for walks around Oxford, or do laundry and stuff
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:54,
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being an insomniac is much easier when one is a student :-/mine's mostly under control, but it's shit having to sit in the office all day after a bad night.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:56,
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excellent!You have good sense
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:36,
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Nonsense. There's every point in making people upset.It provides good Internet voyeurism and weeds out the weak.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:13,
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you have a pointimpotent words pounded fiercely out on a sadly-abused keyboard are better than malicious and subtle revenge
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:14,
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I never have anything interesting to say.I would exclude myself for that very reason.
But I can't. I'm so bored at work, I need a distraction.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:08,
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SadlyI'm probably one of the most boring people on OT, but I'm not excluding myself as that would make me even more bored at work and thus probably even more boring.
It's a shame you can't 'bank' sleep - you'll probably need it soon. How long left to go?
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A week. A week of solid boredom.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:09,
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Well, think of itas being 97.5% done, and buy a fan. Or something for Catface to waft you with.
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watchsome really really trashy tv. I can give examples
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:13,
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Can we recommend stuff for you to watch?Or are you not the d/l type?
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I have never really bothered dowloading stuff as I don't usually watch much TVbut am open to suggestions
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:19,
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Oksome websites to wholly waste your time with.
www.cracked.com/
www.4chan.org/ NSFW
lifehacker.com/
www.lamebook.com/
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Yeah, I think lifehacker is the only one of those I don't knowso I'll have a go at that, ta.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:29,
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It would definitely bePoppet. I mean, she's too nice.
I want her to come out with Bert levels of craptacular cuntiness.
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You aren't going to start a decent fight with "she's too nice".(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:10,
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She's softer thanan Andrex puppy washed with Lenor by the homeliest grandma in the world?
I want her to be harder than a diamond made between the buttcrack of Royson Gracie.
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Nope, 'fraid not.I don't really know /offtopic well enough. I still don't understand qotw, at the moment it seems to be a load of people whinging about not finishing computer games. Do people really read that stuff?
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broadsword, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:13,
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It's all gone downhill. Why, back in the day, etc...I blame the increasingly tolerant fluffy younger crowd.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:15,
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Fuck yesI've even been thinking up some crap to put on qotw just to entertain myself.
I love being on holiday and all that but so far all I've done is eat and sleep. Now downloading some US crap to watch for forty minutes.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:18,
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Nope.I used to contribute quite regularly. Nowadays I have a cycle of
- Wait until Thursday
- Check 'Best of' page for any good stories
- See what new question is
- Facepalm
- Sigh resignedly
- Wait until next Thursday
(This is perhaps a little unfair, but the last couple of questions have been a bit weak)
Edit: Actually, I do wonder whether /offtopic, whilst initially created to deter people from wandering off-topic when answering the qotw, has actually drawn away a lot of the people that used to make dull questions more interesting by - ironically enough - wandering off-topic.
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Just looking back at the listI must concede it's been one of the best suggestions for a while.
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I'm very proud of making the popular list in that weekEspecially since the story was actually completely true
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I've ignored Blaireau and JMG for being dullso if this does start a fight you'll have to tell me because I won't be able to see it.
JMG tries too hard and Blaireau is just full of smug. Like Vipros, only without the smouldering good looks and sexual charm.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:25,
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Same with JMG, but Blaireau doesn't bother me too much(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:26,
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perhaps unsurpisingly, I like thisand I agree. JMG isn't too bad, but blaireau bores the shit out of me. wasn't him that I ignored though.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:32,
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It's not so much dullness as repetitive cycles of the same old behaviourSomeone can be 'dull', ie not very entertaining, but generally alright for a bit of banter. Whereas someone else could be permanently having the DRAMAZ yet it is totally tiresome.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:26,
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"Oh, in me bag to sell down Ca$h Converters for some skag"(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:32,
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DuuuuudeI donated to smutpeddlers. Where's my free sex act? I'm pretty sure that's how it was explained to me.
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djtrialprice, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:40,
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Oh sorry, you should have got that in the post.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:42,
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You've posted meFlim's severed right hand haven't you? Disgusting!
:D
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djtrialprice, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:49,
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Notice it was rigor-mortised into a useful position...(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:59,
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WHO'S ASKIN, EH???*chesty thing that fellas do*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:32,
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You wanna go see to yer missusThere's flies all over your house and the neighbours are talking about the smell.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:38,
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Well fool on you, because I haven't *got* any neighbours!HA!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:41,
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Not after I had that scouser over.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:43,
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Shut up, they all sold up after they saw your nasty white ass that time(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:45,
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We're going on holiday to DenmarkI'll be disappointed if this isn't true.
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djtrialprice, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:56,
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Just be sure not to squeeze them too hard, I bruise easily.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:02,
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You shut it, you.It was all you could do not to pull over your little girl's car and bum me right there on the pavement.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:51,
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Well Tesco have noticed all the Raid and Glade you're buyingTry Oust. It neutralises as well as perfuming.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:42,
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I was thinking more CORPSEY smellsWe know you've done 'er in.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:44,
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I know, I was insinuating that you use Oust on your Mimsy."Wow! Fresh!"
Flim is not dead. She is just sleeping, always sleeping.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:46,
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THE rain set early in to-night,
The sullen wind was soon awake,
It tore the elm-tops down for spite,
And did its worst to vex the lake:
I listen'd with heart fit to break.
When glided in Porphyria; straight
She shut the cold out and the storm,
And kneel'd and made the cheerless grate
Blaze up, and all the cottage warm;
Which done, she rose, and from her form
Withdrew the dripping cloak and shawl,
And laid her soil'd gloves by, untied
Her hat and let the damp hair fall,
And, last, she sat down by my side
And call'd me. When no voice replied,
She put my arm about her waist,
And made her smooth white shoulder bare,
And all her yellow hair displaced,
And, stooping, made my cheek lie there,
And spread, o'er all, her yellow hair,
Murmuring how she loved me—she
Too weak, for all her heart's endeavour,
To set its struggling passion free
From pride, and vainer ties dissever,
And give herself to me for ever.
But passion sometimes would prevail,
Nor could to-night's gay feast restrain
A sudden thought of one so pale
For love of her, and all in vain:
So, she was come through wind and rain.
Be sure I look'd up at her eyes
Happy and proud; at last I knew
Porphyria worshipp'd me; surprise
Made my heart swell, and still it grew
While I debated what to do.
That moment she was mine, mine, fair,
Perfectly pure and good: I found
A thing to do, and all her hair
In one long yellow string I wound
Three times her little throat around,
And strangled her. No pain felt she;
I am quite sure she felt no pain.
As a shut bud that holds a bee,
I warily oped her lids: again
Laugh'd the blue eyes without a stain.
And I untighten'd next the tress
About her neck; her cheek once more
Blush'd bright beneath my burning kiss:
I propp'd her head up as before,
Only, this time my shoulder bore
Her head, which droops upon it still:
The smiling rosy little head,
So glad it has its utmost will,
That all it scorn'd at once is fled,
And I, its love, am gain'd instead!
Porphyria's love: she guess'd not how
Her darling one wish would be heard.
And thus we sit together now,
And all night long we have not stirr'd,
And yet God has not said a word!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:48,
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Looks like my Goose is Cooked.I'd have got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky scousers.
Just to reiterate, Flim is very much alive.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:55,
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oh yeah?where is she then eh?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:57,
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In all our hearts, yes,She's the B3tan of Hearts.
She was the People's B3tan.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:58,
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DamnIf you'd asked me this yesterday afternoon, the answer would have been clear.
But yesterday they actually said something nice, so I'm screwed.
Erm...let's go with Crowsephine, for sleeping on the kitchen floor. Not boring, but all I can think of...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:26,
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This is just 'cause I wouldn't snuggle up next to you on the floor, isn't it?(, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:30, Reply)
You should have crashed on my bedroom floor.Me and Aberaccion weren't getting up to much.
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girlinthehole, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:32,
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TWO SEMI NAKED WOMEN IN A BED FAST ASLEEP.The possibilites are endless.
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girlinthehole, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:37,
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Well, I didn't want to knock on the doorJust in case you were. (And I didn't have a big false moustache to make it look acceptably like the start of a '70s porn film)
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I do wish I could put myself on ignore sometimes.I think CHCB that you should embrace the boredom and quiet because for the next 18 years it's going to be mayhem.
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girlinthehole, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:26,
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I like mayhem.Mayhem keeps me busy and amused.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:30,
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you are Tyler DurdenAICMFP
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:34,
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The first rule of boredom clubis "no fidgeting".
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:39,
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Not got any 70s fancy dress to go to?Orange shirt, orange (stretch) trousers, hands in the air and SPACEHOPPER!
Do I get an ignore for that?
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Nah, because that's a great ideaif a) I had a party to go to
and b) I had the means of obtaining said clothes.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:39,
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Emergency 70s party at the CeilidhCathouse!I can lend you the shirt. Anyone got the stretchy pants?
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Easy, JMGfor trotting out the same old tired claptrap each and every time he posts. The only thing more tedious than his banal rants about fatties is his subsequent squealing about being bullied.
I'll admit I found it funny, at first. Then it got annoying, but now I'm just bored of it.
Chuck his bleating cronies in there for good measure. At least JMG started off with a measure of originality. The others didn't even have that.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:41,
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I might go and lie in the bath and make whale song noises.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:41,
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+ from my vah-jay-jay(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:42,
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There's a online demand for that sort of thing.I'll need your credit card number.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:45,
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im not really a fan of people(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:45,
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oh man i seriously cant wait for this(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:57,
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Me eitherThis will be my 8th time. And I've actually heard of some of the bands this year!
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for fucks sakeive got a rep to uphold you vicious rumour spreading cunt
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:00,
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Rosita regularly wells up in Boots, everyone!!(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:10,
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Haha, so, basiclly, everyone finds WorkBoresMe really dull and borring.Except Blairiouroiouoiouoiouioiouoiououoi93859, who managed to get pictures of her bumhole with a finger stuck up it from under.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:00,
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alright paulywhat you doing
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:01,
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Ayigh' Rosie.Just finishing up some work, the website should be online by the end of the week.
I just got the most racist email, that I'm quite "=/" about it, want me to forward it to your hotmail? It goes..
"
Chaps
Wake Up Call!
Peaceful as long as you obey.
Pictures from London ~ this is beyond scary...
Makes you wonder doesn't it....can you imagine having a Christian, Jewish, or for that matter any other religious demonstration against Islam in downtown Baghdad !
These pictures are of Muslims marching through the STREETS OF LONDON during their recent ' Religion of Peace Demonstration. '
[ Loads of pictures, which to be honest, look photoshopped, of muslim protesters holding up signs saying things like "Freedom Go To Hell" and "Europe, take some lessons from 9/11" and "Be prepared for the real holocaust"]
Why would anyone think that we should be at war with such nice, peaceful Muslims?!
You need to forward this one to everyone! These pictures tell it all! Muslims have stated that England will be the first country they take over!
These are pictures not shown on American TV or in American Newspapers, but were forwarded by a Canadian friend who thought all Americans ought to know!"
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:07,
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i dunno how people can be arsed with all this outrage and anger shiti mean, why ent they at home watching a bit of telly with some cherryade and pringles and that. mind you i think pringles are fucking overrated anyway i'd probably choose one of those 99p bag of mega beef monster munch or some doritos with salsa and shit im not fucking fussy
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:09,
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Turning a blind eye to hatred is hatefulGet out and demonstrate against lolmuzlims.
Bring those Pringles.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:11,
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fuck pringles im about to smash the back doors off a massive bag of happy shopper cinema style popcorn herei forgot to eat food yesterday and today. im totally allowed
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:14,
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What did you reckon of that ASDA popcorn?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:16,
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AYe, I like them too.I just went to test out some work, and loads of stuff is missing, I over-wrote the wrong file and now I've lost a shitload of work.
WAH OH WOE IS ME =(
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:07,
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They were good in their day, when they first came out and everyone was like "Wowzers, perfectly shaped potato snack every time" and "Look at me make a duck-face".But now they're average at best and rubbish for dipping. I love Ruffles, I swear the UK is probably the only country in the world you can't get them, sad times.
I went to that Thai we were going to with my ma' and uncle yesterday, I really enjoyed what I had, we should go some time. They got a well nice garden.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:13,
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the mini pringles are alright but the massive tubes can go fuck their grandmothers for all i caremy mam used to buy these weird fucking tube shaped crips that she got cause she had them as a kid and they were the worst crips i have ever et in all my life. and im fucking old so i know what im talking about here.
little tiny tubes. im fucked if i can remember the name. but yer, dont eat them.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:16,
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Were they called Stackers?I think my aunty Brenda used to always give us those as 'treats'.
I declined and sucked the inner from a bog roll.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:18,
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Nah, if they're that crap they must have been Wheaty Crunches,Fucking horrible bran flakes in crispy tube form. Bleurgh!
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not wheat crunchies, these ones were ridiculously fucking thinand they'd get all crunched up so's the only possible way to eat them is with a fucking spoon :((((
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:34,
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nah potato puffs or some shithaha remember the ones shaped like little pigs? oh man, they just dont make them like they used to
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:29,
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They still sell those BärsBut they're called Bears now, which takes the fun out of them being foreign and they're not as cheap :(
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:32,
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I loved them as a kidI think they were mostly salt and trans-fat, but it was the 80's and we were tougher back then (apart from the new romantics who were a right bunch of pansies)
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:42,
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yer they were lushi used to whoop the 10p tangy toms an all
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:48,
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I fucking love them.I bet you though that it's a "Only love what you can't have" type thing though, 'cus you can't get 'em over here, it means I want them more.
See Also: Fruit Loops and all those strange Pop Tarts and those Eggo things.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:10,
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Gyles BrandrethNot that he's on here, I just don't think he'd be very popular if he were.
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I used to know a guywho looked like a young Giles Brandreth. Acted like him, too. Dressed like a beatnik. Odd chap.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:18,
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GonzI know that everybody loves him, even I used to like him too, but his saccharin sweet, child-like, poorly written posts really grate on me.
Not enough for me to hate him, mind. Just enough for me to wish RTAs on his family
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:31,
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Royal Trust Awards?Aww, that's nice
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:43,
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You know I mean road traffic accidents, stop being sillyMost people argue about whether they'd go back in time and kill Hitler as a baby. Me, I'd go back and tattoo the names and addresses of Gonz's grandparents on Hitler's cock, along with the words 'dirty, dirty Jew Jews', in tiny writing so that he wouldn't even see it until he hit puberty and became aroused.
The resultant fury would inspire a deep-seeded hatred in little Hitler, thus causing WWII.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:49,
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So, you've admitted you'd go back in time, with the single intention of touching a childs cock?You sad, strange little man, and you have
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:04,
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Love you tooYou good looking little bastard
Xxx
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:08,
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Totally gutted over here.I might go make some lude comments to strangers over it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:09,
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That's the spirit, gonzand congratulations on your first ever correctly spelt, bitter post
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:15,
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Oh gosh, so closeHow are you doing anyway Mont?
Now that I respect you, I consider us homies
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:19,
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I'm sweating like Colonel Draculawhen he realised he’d said too much about that Rachel Nickell business and the ‘honey trap’ was closing in on him.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:24,
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Where are you?I'll fetch you a fan, because I got your back, home-boy.
I'm in an office so well air conditioned that it's positively arctic in here
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:35,
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North FinchleyIf London has a dullest corner, this is most certainly it....
I have two fans whirring away and two open windows but I have five staff in here too and one of them's really fat - it's her fault I reckon.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:46,
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That's near Becky, in Fredley Park I thinkI've just got onto B3ta on my work PC for the first time!
Hooray for sucking off IT bods!
EDIT hometime now, bye
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:56,
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I really don't think I can be botheredI think we should have a day where all the cunts have to be nice and the wusses have to be cunts. It'd make an unusual popular page at least.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:19,
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do I count as a cunt?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:21,
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I'm just pulling his legAlthough, I do consider myself the anti-gonz.
Every time he posts something fluffy I try to call someone a fucktard
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:23,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mNB_VG_shc
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:42,
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I'm in a quandary,being a wussie cunt myself.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:24,
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