That would leave a nasty scar

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:51, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

My dad has a nasty scar on his fod in the shape of an upside down 'Y'
This had lead me to believe that I was Athena/Minerva.
If I now find out she came out of his ear I'll be so sad.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:54, Reply)

According to my book of greek mythology
It was his fod.
He turned her mother into a fly and swallowed her, so Hera wouldn't find out he'd been shagging another bird. A while later, he had a headache, so he got the smith god, hephaestus to crack open his skull to see what the problem was, and out popped out the fully grown, fully armoured Athena.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:03, Reply)

And I thought Japanese porn was weird

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:05, Reply)

weird delicious
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:06, Reply)

strikethrough fail
damn, you're quick.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:06, Reply)

This is a fairly average story for Greek mythology.
There are a hell of a lot weirder.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I have no idea where I got the ear thing from
somewhere at some point I've been told ear....

Catholic school. I blame the nuns.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)