no smuggery on this side of the planet, things have been a bit shit lately
are vampires mythical creatures? I'd totally be one of them.

Congrats on the date/holiday/hair. I used to do the bff's hair all of the time. But she's got a fella now. She doesn't need her hair done.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Fucking hell, your ignore is still purple
I don't like it. And yes Vampires are mythical, you've been watching too much True Blood. It's not a documentary!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

What? Shut up.
I've only watched 2 episodes in the last three weeks, in fact, I'm behind on this season.
Also, shut up.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I'm just jealous
We haven't got the second series over here yet and Ms Foxtrot stole it off the net ahead of time to perv on Eric so the very mention of it sends me into spirals of self-doubt /end emo
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:16, Reply)

I was going to give you some sort of reassuring chat but I really am not in the mood
she's with you, he will never ever be with her

so just man the fuck up already
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:22, Reply)

You two take each other very literally
I find it most amusing
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:25, Reply)

shut up or I will rape your eye with a light bulb

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

promises, promises

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I'm phoning my private jet right fucking now

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)

*sings*
WONDER WOMAN...!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Yes, Kristine is one of the few people on B3ta I can have an actual conversation with when the mood takes us
You being one of the others of course Bluenose
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:32, Reply)

he's right though, we do take eachother entirely too literally
bring your gayface over here
lets hug it out
*hugs*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Should I know what a bluenose is?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Where I'm from
It's an Evertonian.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I thought it meant Rangers fan
But let's assume it means cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I'm happy with that
but why do you keep talking football at me? I haven't been interested in football for about 14 years
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Of course not
They don't have football where you come from

(Editor's note: I have no idea about anything to do with you, am just running with this ill-conceived idea because it seems to be the fashion)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Of course not
They don't have football where you come from

(Editor's note: I have no idea about anything to do with you, am just running with this ill-conceived idea because it seems to be the fashion)

I am a big gay
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Witty AND original
Clearly I underestimated you, ya weedgie cuntrag
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Witty AND original
Clearly I underestimated you, ya weedgie cuntrag

I bum men in the arse
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)

*hugs*
*presses self into boobs*

They're right, put some weight back on
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)