I was going to give you some sort of reassuring chat but I really am not in the mood
she's with you, he will never ever be with her

so just man the fuck up already
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You two take each other very literally
I find it most amusing
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:25, Reply)

shut up or I will rape your eye with a light bulb

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

promises, promises

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I'm phoning my private jet right fucking now

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)

*sings*
WONDER WOMAN...!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Yes, Kristine is one of the few people on B3ta I can have an actual conversation with when the mood takes us
You being one of the others of course Bluenose
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:32, Reply)

he's right though, we do take eachother entirely too literally
bring your gayface over here
lets hug it out
*hugs*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Should I know what a bluenose is?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Where I'm from
It's an Evertonian.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I thought it meant Rangers fan
But let's assume it means cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I'm happy with that
but why do you keep talking football at me? I haven't been interested in football for about 14 years
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Of course not
They don't have football where you come from

(Editor's note: I have no idea about anything to do with you, am just running with this ill-conceived idea because it seems to be the fashion)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Of course not
They don't have football where you come from

(Editor's note: I have no idea about anything to do with you, am just running with this ill-conceived idea because it seems to be the fashion)

I am a big gay
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Witty AND original
Clearly I underestimated you, ya weedgie cuntrag
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Witty AND original
Clearly I underestimated you, ya weedgie cuntrag

I bum men in the arse
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)

*hugs*
*presses self into boobs*

They're right, put some weight back on
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)