I don't think we did anything when I left primary school.
When I left secondary school we had a leavers do. My friend got drunk and vomited all over the floor and some girl we didn't like walked through it in stocking feet. She stopped and said to us "oh ew, is this soup?" and because we hated her we said yes.

They played stupid kissing games and it was just generally shit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:12, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

^nobody wanted to kiss Kitty?
Awwwwww....
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)

I didn't involve myself in the games
but yeah that probably would have been what happened.

*sobs*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Awww.... Kitty, any of the guys here would happily snog you
Aren't you glad you found a place in the world where all the blokes have significantly lower standards?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:37, Reply)

We had a leavers' do as well.
It involved meeting at 7am in a park near the school and drinking solidly for an hour and a half. Not a 'Hummer' or a fucking 'corsage' in sight.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:19, Reply)

You didn't get a hummer?
Poor guy
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:20, Reply)

capital H, old boy, capital H.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I know, I know
I have seen a stretch Hummer get stuck down a narrow road. Stupid cunts.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Haha I see them in Shoreditch quite a lot.
Cunts on stag do's or outside Asian Weddings...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:26, Reply)

damn you Narnia
I read that as Aslan's weddings
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

euphemism for erection, Dave

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:22, Reply)

No it isn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Well I'm making it one, and you can't do anything about it

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Best of luck with that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I've got a hummer right now
for you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)