There's a lass at work
who has the most irritating nervous giggle I've ever heard in my life. It's like a newborn donkey being buggered. With a kitten. She's not part of our group but my colleague is currently helping her in the lab and consequently she has no idea where anything is. Which would be fine, except she can't seem to plan more than one step ahead: instead of saying 'right, well for this experiment I need x, y and z, could you show me where they are', she goes 'berk, I can't find x. Giggle'. *pause* 'berk, could you tell me where y is? Giggle'. *pause* 'I've looked in the chemical cupboard for this chemical, but it's not there. Giggle. Oh wait, it's here. Giggle'.
Normally I'm quite placid but she's so irritating that it's making me twitch like I've got some sort of fucking palsy, and I'm about three queries away from screaming at her.

Alt Q - Katie Fucking Price. She's a dreadful human being and she looks like a drag act.
(berk, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:18, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ooo! I forgot about her.
She's horrendous.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Oh that's nothing
I used to work with a guy who nervously laughed like a drain at the end of every sentence. It wound me right up.

I saw him again recently though, and I'm pretty sure he must have got laid or something, because he'd had a haircut, gained a shitload of confidence and stopped doing the stupid laugh thing
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)