Well
needs more hatred. Which little quirk or trait irritates you more than anything else?

Alt Q Own up. Which celebrity who should hate and despise do you tolerate more than the rest?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:46, 258 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

WHINGING!
Get's on my fucking wick.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:48, Reply)

"People who like, basically say basically, like twice every sentence, basically. and like, too, like."
That sort of "verbal styrofoam peanuts". You don't need to use words such as those to separate stuff. Normal. People. Use. Pauses.
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

^^This in vast quantities

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:00, Reply)

This in vast quantities would be my brother. I have taken to going "BZZZZT!" down the phone at him whenever he says "basically". It appears to be working.
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Reminds me of The Day Today
Where some people are told to say "ERR" loudly whenever their colleague said it in the middle of a sentence.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Do you have a shit or an armitage shanks interface?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Chris Moyles
I'm supposed to hate him because people who've never clapped ears on him tell me he is an odious fat blah blah blah.
I listened and I liked. Shoot me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

He's ok in small doses.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Innit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)

ooh my answers
I don't like it when people sniff. I feel the urge to become my mother and scream 'use a handkerchief.' Or people adding like at the end of every word/middle of every sentence

I feel sorry for Britney Spears rather than massively disliking her personally.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Handkerchieves are fucking disgusting.
Blowing into a rag to save snot for later. Yuk.
Sniff it back and swallow, digestive juices will get rid of it.
And if you get the crusties you can pick and chews for hours.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Hear hear

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

this
made me feel sick :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

My work is done.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:30, Reply)

it's only occasionally that I remember
that I had 11 out of 12 pages from a Britney calender on my wall in the first year of uni.

I used to find her incredibly hot.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I'm glad she's off the airwaves of late
Otherwise I'd like to find her hot, in a Joan of Arc sense of the word.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)

11 or 12 pages?
You mean you had a Britney calendar, you daft cunt

EDIT *re-reads* Oh. I still find her hot.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:02, Reply)

you probably correctly assume that they were all up at once
I haven't seen her for a while. she probably is still hot.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:06, Reply)

I don't think she looks very different now to back then
her weight fluctuates, but I'd give her one purely for posterity
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I'm inclined to agree with your sentiment

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:09, Reply)

yeah, she does
she looks fucking dirty now
like she might as well be walking up the road in my home town

WASH YOUR FUCKING HAIR BRITNEY!
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Don't get bitter
get thin
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I'm not bitter, her hair is gross
I think she's got a gorgeous body from the neck down, I just can't look at her face, she looks gross

here are there any other celebrities other than Winehouse that look like that?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I'd bloody ruin that

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:15, Reply)

it's already been ruined

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

From the looks of things
You'd be better off opening the window and shagging the night.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

night world

I just prefer it that way
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)

My mother thinks I'm on coke at the moment
Because I'm sniffing so much, having nosebleeds all the time and my eyes and nose are all red. It's the hayfever I inherited off her, the stupid woman.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Time to start snorting your anti hayfever pills through a rolled up tenner, I think.
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:01, Reply)

a tenner?
what's wrong with you man?!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I did it with a fifty once.
I felt like a drug dealer's whore.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Many things. *nods sagely*
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Yeah, what a waste.
I could get an entire night out out of a tenner.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)

:( I'm in Cambridge, having moved down from Yorkshire. Over a month in, and I'm still thinking "Your beer is HOW Much?" *grumble* Tenner doesn't go far enough...
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:08, Reply)

I only pay for transport, usually the bus.
And clubs are much cheaper with a student card. I don't tend to buy my own drinks very much.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:18, Reply)

See below

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Student card? Got one. But yes, "attractive female" is the ultimate pub discount card. *resumes grumbling*
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Not attractive.
Just confident, flirtatious and manipulative.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:36, Reply)

not attractive?
pfft. An accomplished liar as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)

She means if you give her a tenner
she's yours for the whole night. She's very cheap. But the quality reflects this.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Hey!
I am a high quality, prized commodity! I've never had any complaints, and I've had quite a few compliments.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)

people breathing.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Fucking cunts the lot of them
I'm holding my breath in solidarity sista!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Niceness, I loathe it
but life's too short to get worked up about celebrities, they're easy to avoid if you try
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Backstabbers, and those who take advantage of others generosity
My fucking housemate has managed to get a job that barely covers the rent, and this month he's only been paid for 1 week, leaving me short £250. FFS!

Alt Q: Mick Hucknall. I'm not even sure why...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

For such a passive person
I harbour a long list of dislikes.

They range from racist chav girls on trains with verbal diaorrhea playing tinny, shit R&B on a mobile phone as a specific while the entire political spectrum is worthy of my disdain too.

Other dislikes right now include Russell Square's Bannatyne's (apostrophe madness!), busses and the angry bloated clungerag who had until recently been a friend of twenty years standing.

I like cats.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

What happened there then?
Do you suddenly like the world?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:34, Reply)

it was a case of TLDNR
And it was my own post.

:-(
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Breaking them up into a list works
Makes it easier to read and proves that your return button works!
Woo!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:40, Reply)

But if I listed them
I'd have to put them in order of irritation and in doing so would have to think about them.

And then I'd be angry, online.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Works for me

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I hate people saying myself or yourself and variations of such`
overuse of someone's name in conversation also pisses me off. I'm aware that it is used in some kind of technique to make the person you are addressing feel more engaged, but frankly I fucking hate it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:00, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post767207
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I agree with every one of those things

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:02, Reply)

same same

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I came up with a fairly nice punishment for them all as well.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post767191
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:04, Reply)

But...
...you seemed so nice IRL.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I'm lovely.
Just don't piss me off, yeah?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:07, Reply)

What is this, a Simpsons flashback episode?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Everybody Dance Now!
*steelworks*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:06, Reply)

It can be if you want
I just couldn't be arsed typing it all out again.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:07, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post771069
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:13, Reply)

'Apparently' hot? APPARENTLY??
Harrumph.
And I reckon I should be worth more than +500 reputation points.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:16, Reply)

+700 I reckon

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:17, Reply)

So she's hotter than one of your boobs
But not the two combined.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

One boob looks a bit lonely
two is just right.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

good point
she can be +1000.

So technically I'm only +500
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)

This is better.
And you're +1000 without the boobs. Add those on, and its like +2000.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:30, Reply)

ah
but we're talking rep points after Lampito.

So she got +1000 rep points for snogging you ( for your hotness)
and +500 rep points for snogging me. If she'd have gone in for the boob grope, that would have supplied more rep points.

Sadly none of this cancels out Chompy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I'm going to score you thussly in a totally creepy and borderline rapey manner
Applebite (including both boobs) +1000
Amberl (without any boobs) +800
Amberl (including both boobs) + 1800
Applebite (if you give her ten pounds for the whole night) +2000
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:34, Reply)

AmberI with Applebite's leg on her chest
5,000.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Amberl with Applebites leg on her chest when you give her ten pounds for the whole night
+7000
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I won't be impressed if you turn this ten pounds thing into a meme.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I'm already doing it

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I hate you.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:49, Reply)

But if I give you this crumpled tenner
you'll love me all night long
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:54, Reply)

If I give her an extra fiver
Do you think she'll love me for a bit of the morning too?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:56, Reply)

No, she has her dignitiy
but if you give her a fiver she'll leave her knickers behind when she walks home.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Oh alright then

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:02, Reply)

That's still 300 less than both your breasts put together.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I say "apparently"...
cos I haven't met you. Or seen any photos

EDIT: That sounds a bit molesty. Am not after photos, just explaining myself from the bottom of this ever-deepening hole
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:24, Reply)

*hands spade*

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)

*puts hands on hips*
*raises one eyebrow*
*taps foot*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Are you watching me dig? It's not worth your while
By all accounts (ie everyone I know who HAS met you) you're absurdly attractive, but it would be remiss of me to awaken Pandatron based on hearsay alone
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

*dons hardhat*
*consults clipboard*
*tuts*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I had my hard hat on earlier
I'm still wearing my work trousers
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)

my a hat
'm still wearing spluffed in
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)

What?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:40, Reply)

she clearly wants you to be saying
I had a hat my hard hat on earlier
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Ssshh
fixed it now.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)

on a seperate note
nice bikini. I'm searching for one at the moment
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Cheers
It came yesterday. It's ace. Tiny though, I loves it.
You should have a look at asos, they've got some really nice ones. Or Next, they're good.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I'm getting a new bikini!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:14, Reply)

podjtpwioidh

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:15, Reply)

stuck on the 'wio' bit...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:16, Reply)

pictures of djtrialprice wearing it, or it didn't happen

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Haha!
No way dude. It took me a long time to find it.
I'm not having him looking better in it than me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

My pecs could probably fill Applebite's bikini
But I've no chance with yours
( djtrialprice, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:43, Reply)

do you and Roota
want to be March and April?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I'm game
Although really I should be February as that's when I was born.
And he was born in April.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:47, Reply)

February and April it is

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I shall wear heart pasties on my nips
In honour of St. Valentine
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I think that means
I have to wear dead leaves. October isn't the nicest month
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Halloween's in October
So, little pumpkin or skull pasties are in order.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I want May
So I can be in a wood, maybe in a tree in a leaf pasties and flower knickers.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I'm ok with that.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Hmmmmm
Bjork + Leaf = Hotness
( djtrialprice, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Alright Mr. De Mille,
I'm ready for my close-up
( djtrialprice, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Now I'm imagining you with a big pompadour wig
and a parasol.

Oh, and you're winking coquettishly at the camera, you naughty thing you!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:55, Reply)

It's all about the face daaahling!

( djtrialprice, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:58, Reply)

That's good, then you don't need to wax your legs

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Giggity

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

this word
reminds me of Noel Streatfeild
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Who?
Why?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:53, Reply)

she used to write oldfashioned books
like Ballet Shoes and White Boots and that was an exclamation of happiness in them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:59, Reply)

How things get corrupted...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)

This makes me think "B3ta swimsuit calendar". Standard version= good, drag version=hilarity.
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I like this idea.
Dibs on October. Or May.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:26, Reply)

if you take May
I'll have October
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:30, Reply)

*Looks at watch expectantly*
*realises watch only tells time*
*abandons all pretence at allegory*

Is it October yet?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Dunno, is AA awake yet?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I actually could poke him
but only in a really tragic tweenage way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( djtrialprice, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)

you beauty

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Masterful.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 18:10, Reply)

I want September
I will be pictured asleep.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Ooo, what's it like?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I'm a vintage type girl, so it's red with white polka dots
Shortsy type knickers all ruched at the sides with a bra top that actually comes in my cup size!

I'm thinking of getting it in black too, because it's SO rare that i see a shape of swimsuit that suits my old fashioned taste and doesn't cost £75
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

that sounds amazing
any bikini I buy ever is rubbish and yet horrifically expensive. Maybe I should just stick to one pieces
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I'd prefer a one-piece in a lot of respects,
But the high street stopped making them in that shape I like years ago. And now you can only buy the type I like for millions of dollar on 'vintage' websites.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I have a lovely salmon pink large polka dot halterneck swimsuit for my hols.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Does it have shortsy legs or knickersy legs?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Knickersly legs.
But it is a bra sized cup which is what is most important for me.

I also have a turquoise swimsuit with frilly bits at the front of the cup and they make my cleavage FUCKING AWESOME.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I prefer shortsy legs y'see
Knickersy ones give an unflattering line
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I have a long body and big boobs so I'm stuck for what I can get to fit me.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I have a very short body and comparatively big boobs
Fitted dresses don't fit me :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:39, Reply)

*croissants*
( djtrialprice, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Hahaha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Wit woo!
Sounds awesome! I love bikinis like that, but I don't think I could pull it off.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)

you could wear a shellsuit and look fit.
I hate you
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)

^ this
on the other hand Roota, you can wear all the vintage clothing and look fantastic.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Ta la!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)

You do need a certain something to pull the vintage look off.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:30, Reply)

You can do the boho/hippy vintage thing
We saw the photo! You could still work that one.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I know : )
I've decided to become an old hippy.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Do it!
I may have to turn into a 1950s pin up as I don't seem to be able to work any of these new fangled fashions.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)

To be honest, apart from when I went a bit clubby, I've always been a hippy.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I just searched asos
apparantly only thin people are catered for :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Surely not.
I get stuff from there.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I meant bikini wise
I searched by size. One match. Checked the actual product and that size doesn't exist for it. Lies on the internet

Also! www.thebigbikinicompany.com/ load of bollocks.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Bravissimo.
Expensive but fit fantastically and will last years.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:25, Reply)

not so sure
I handwash my bras from there, and they're still showing signs of wear and tear after only a bit.

I just want a really cheap bikini that I can chuck if necessary, because I'm quite broke
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Well I don't know what your doing to them.
My stuff last ages.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Maybe I'm a bit rough on them

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:32, Reply)

One of the very greatest benefits
of having next to no boobs is £5 bras from matalan.
(berk, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

*seeths*

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)

^this
and really pretty ones as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Sorry
but at the same time, one of the very greatest downsides is having no boobs to speak of. I would gladly swap my 'ping pong balls in a sock' for a decent pair of funbags even if it did mean paying £40 a bra. Sadtimes :(
(berk, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Oh well.
We're never satisfied with what Mother Nature gave us.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I am
Cockwise, anyway
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

you are giving mother nature credit for all the gay sex you get?


yes, I realise this isn't getting my work done
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I'm worried that you anticipated my first response
Mother nature had nowt to do with the development of poppers as far as I know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)

if my mrs were in her office I'd find out where she got hers
because it fits all your criteria.

sadly she's not, so I can't help you.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I'd love to hear that conversation
"Oh hi dear, how's your day going?"
"yeah good thanks, how's yours?"
"Yeah it's going alright, listen, where do you get your bikinis from?"
"Why?"
"Well, there's this girl on the internet that I'm"
"WHAT!?"
"No, No, it's not like that, there's this girl right, on this"
"You're talking to girls on the internet about their bikinis!?"
"Well, yes, but like I said it's"
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!? YOU CALL ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY AT WORK TO TELL ME YOUR BUSY WANKING OVER GIRLS ON THE INTERNET AND THEIR BIKINIS?"
"NO! No, listen, babes, calm down okay It's not like that"
"CALM DOWN! CALM FUCKING DOWN! I'LL GIVE YOU CALM DOWN YOU FUCKING CHEATING BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU! I WANT YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE WHEN I GET BACK! DON'T CALL ME AGAIN YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLE!"
"Babe, wait, no listen"
"click ...... brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
"Babe? Babe? Are you there babes?"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Hahahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Hahahahahaha!
Whoops, BGB beat me to it.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

amusing as that is
it'd go: "someone on b3ta is after a bikini. where did you get yours?"
and then she'd tell me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)

If I ran that by Ms Foxtrot
I think she'd want to know the hotness level of the people involved
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

well go on then
tell us which version becomes real.

And then I'll have the name
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:47, Reply)

she's out on site today so won't be till tonight
if I remember than I'll find out
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Ugly girls
are so much more placid because they're grateful
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Strue that.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:52, Reply)

that's as may be
but mrs V isn't ugly.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:53, Reply)

She pure ain't

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I know V
I'm just pulling your leg. Congrats on your engagement by the way, when's the wedding?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:11, Reply)

thanks
not until september 2011 I think. need time to save. mostly for the honeymoon.

today the mrs got offered a discount if we have our wedding at a fancy hotel she has designed the structure of. could be interesting.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Ah, oh dear.
I recommend next then.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Just realised your talking about bikinis.
I don't do bikinis.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Me neither
Only in the USA do I wear them - most of them are like beached whales so one extra won't be noticed.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I went topless once years ago on a beach in Tenerife.
*shames*
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I did it once on a Greek Island
I got banned.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Rubbish
You've got most excellent funbaggage.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:39, Reply)

It wasn't them so much as
a)the glare and
b)the rest of the acres of flesh
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I wouldn't dare go topless on a beach
for fear that the whales would start singing 'We are family'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:40, Reply)

There were ninety year old German women walking around topless.
I felt stupid being so prude about it. I'd probably do it if I was not with anyone I know.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I ain't showing a beach full of strangers my raspberries

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

What about your grapes?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Nor them

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:56, Reply)

90% of them wouldn't be bothered about your raspberries.
The other 10% will be looking at nothing else but your raspberries.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I just couldn't
I've had burlesque lessons and considered showing a room full of people my raspberries covered by nothing but tassles.
But just wandering around on a beach, no fucking chance.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)

It's only in the last year or so that I can get undressed in the gym changing rooms
without running into the corner.

There's only so many times you can see old, overgrown minge without thinking, 'Fuck it, I'm not that bad'
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)

^This
It was a bit embarrasing when I had my nips peirced though.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Management speak
I have one manager who's particularly prone to saying things like "We'll talk offline about that" during a meeting.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:02, Reply)

A real meeting? Not a teleconference or on company IM or something?
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Aaaargh
for a second there I thought Lab was talking to himself
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:08, Reply)

You can tell us apart by the fact our user icons are worn on different ends of the body.
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I'm going to pretend that you're conjoined twins

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:14, Reply)

A real, 20 people in a room, meeting
Nothing online about it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I think they need a Father Dougal-style diagram with "Real Life" and "Internet" drawn along with a picture of a PC.
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:12, Reply)

My boss always wants to touch base.
If he tries touching my base I'll be invoking the Dignity at Work policy.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:08, Reply)

I'm going to quote that

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

People getting in my fucking way
If the pavement is narrow, you CANNOT walk two abreast unless you are prepared to walk quickly!

Alt: Jeremy Clarkson. Ms Foxtrot hates him, and in principle I can see exactly why. But he cracks me up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Clarkson is at worst harmless
and at best hilarious

I totally agree with your pavement comment. This goes for people walking with or against the direction I am going. If you are walking two abreast down a narrow pavement it's fucking courteous to not force other pedestrians into the road.

Fuck I hate people. Rude cunts barging through doors or just barging past piss me off. Doesn't take much to say excuse me and wait a second.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:08, Reply)

The Robin Reliant thing had me in stitches

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

'xactly
The worst part is when people look exasperated, as if to say "I'm in a hurry". No you're not! You live in Norwich! There is nothing of sufficient import to hurry for here!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

people
who talk with a mouth full of food, it's fucking revolting.

For shame I have a crush on Julia Bradbury
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Shame?
Not a bit...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

To be honest I exert so much hatred for ex boyfriends that I have very little hatred for anyone or thing else.
That's why I'm so amiable.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Oh my god, just thought of one
dawddlers and diddlers, people at work who take fucking ages just to make a decision. I like to get in, get a job done and move on, not stand around talking about it for half an hour and then complain about not having the time to do the job
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:09, Reply)

damnit bert
stop saying things that I agree with
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

You're an engineer by trade, aren't you?
Your working life must be hell, waiting around for management types to tell you to do jobs you already know better than they ever will.

Cunts
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:11, Reply)

that's pretty much the way it goes
I'm in quite a specialist field though so management types don't pretend to know how it works too much
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:17, Reply)

And the ones who have to draw attention to what their doing all the time
So everyone knows just how hard they're working.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:12, Reply)

^This
There is a guy at work here just like that. I hate having to ask him a question because he takes a fucking hour just to tell me if he's recently seen the boss around.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:12, Reply)

It infuriates me
I work with a woman who takes half an hour to tell me anything, I don't have time for that, and it makes me want to club her to death with my stapler
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Or people who are incapable of making a decision
"Where do you want to eat?"
"Oh, I dunno, you choose."
"Well, there's pizza, chinese, indian, thai.."
"Whatever you're happy with."
"Pizza then?"
"We had that earlier in the week"
"Indian?"
"I'm fine with whatever you want"
"Ok, we'll have an Indian."
"Oh, I don't really fancy an Indian."
*seethes*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:17, Reply)

chewing with your mouth open
my mum does this, it's not too bad until she eats crisps, then I'm gagging
the crunching sound is disgusting
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Idiots
Small children with runny noses
Old people who smell of piss
Identikit girls who dress like prostitutes, have orange skin and shriek
Skinny male chavs who wear white tracky bottoms and scratch their nuts
People who drive up my arse on the road
Anyone who mixes up thing and think - 'We'll do somefink abaat it'
R&B
Shouty music without a tune
Liquorish
Aniseed balls
Palma violets
Arrogance


Celebrities....hmm....nope, hate all of them. Bastards.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I'd like to be up your arse on the road

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I'd come and smack your face in the dash board
Oh yes.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I've frightened you Bert, haven't I?

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

No, I was away for a bit
I'd be happy for you to do that, as long as I got to cop a feel of your arse
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Hahaha!
Still the same old naughty monkeysex, but now with more added venom and cuntishness.
;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)

MWAH
Life may batter the nice out of me, but there will always be the monkeysex
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Most of the above
but you're so wrong about the parma violets.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

That's how you spell them!
Taste like perfume.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)

All of these.
Perhaps we should make a thread of things we like?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Tread?
I quite like tyres, me.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Yeah, they'd be brilliant. I'd have tyres that print things I like on the road. Cycle over damp concrete, and leave the word "PASTIES!" implanted there for posterity.
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I once carved 'pain' into the soles of an extremely high pair of boots I had
Then I put wombat fur insoles inside them and exhibited them in Folkestone.

True fact.
EDIT - maybe it wasn't wombat, but some other furry creature from NZ of which they have too many and therefore make furry insoles and gloves from their pelt.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Surely if the word is 'pain', hedgehog skin insoles are more appropriate?
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:30, Reply)

No, it was all about the ...wait for it...
juxtaposition of pleasure and pain and fashion and beauty and s&m and and art.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

: /

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I didn't buy the wombat soles
My ex-mother-in-law did. She didn't give them to me either - I stole them.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

They would be possum, very soft and they are vermin
like teenagers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:40, Reply)

That's it!
Beautifully soft.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I have some possum woven socks, they are so warm.
You can also buy nipple warmers...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Mmm...
teenagers
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

That would end up being fluffy
Bitter hatred is more entertaining.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:24, Reply)

There's a lass at work
who has the most irritating nervous giggle I've ever heard in my life. It's like a newborn donkey being buggered. With a kitten. She's not part of our group but my colleague is currently helping her in the lab and consequently she has no idea where anything is. Which would be fine, except she can't seem to plan more than one step ahead: instead of saying 'right, well for this experiment I need x, y and z, could you show me where they are', she goes 'berk, I can't find x. Giggle'. *pause* 'berk, could you tell me where y is? Giggle'. *pause* 'I've looked in the chemical cupboard for this chemical, but it's not there. Giggle. Oh wait, it's here. Giggle'.
Normally I'm quite placid but she's so irritating that it's making me twitch like I've got some sort of fucking palsy, and I'm about three queries away from screaming at her.

Alt Q - Katie Fucking Price. She's a dreadful human being and she looks like a drag act.
(berk, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Ooo! I forgot about her.
She's horrendous.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Oh that's nothing
I used to work with a guy who nervously laughed like a drain at the end of every sentence. It wound me right up.

I saw him again recently though, and I'm pretty sure he must have got laid or something, because he'd had a haircut, gained a shitload of confidence and stopped doing the stupid laugh thing
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

My posters keep falling off my ceiling.
If Dean Winchester and Iron Man don't start staying up anytime soon, I am going to go mental.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Six inch nails
Sorted.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:26, Reply)

What I wouldn't do for a six inch nail.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)

9 inch shurely?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)

that's just greedy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Not at all
It's the norm, n'est pas?

*croissants*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Our milkman is a big fella

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:40, Reply)

You've had him an' all then?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

you have a Dean poster?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)

It's a generic poster thing

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I do.
Its beautiful and it's right above my bed.
This picture: images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Dean-Winchester--dean-winchester-69977_600_900.jpg
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

not a big poster person
but I want that one. Very badly now
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)

www.iceposter.com
Upload your own images for custom posters.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:40, Reply)

thanks
I will get one when I find a large enough image
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I'm not a big poster person
but then again I'm not 16
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:41, Reply)

anyone
who describe stuff they don't understand as boring, or uses boredom as a reason for doing something. Arsewipes.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:04, Reply)