I say "apparently"...
cos I haven't met you. Or seen any photos

EDIT: That sounds a bit molesty. Am not after photos, just explaining myself from the bottom of this ever-deepening hole
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:24, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*hands spade*

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)

*puts hands on hips*
*raises one eyebrow*
*taps foot*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Are you watching me dig? It's not worth your while
By all accounts (ie everyone I know who HAS met you) you're absurdly attractive, but it would be remiss of me to awaken Pandatron based on hearsay alone
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

*dons hardhat*
*consults clipboard*
*tuts*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I had my hard hat on earlier
I'm still wearing my work trousers
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)

my a hat
'm still wearing spluffed in
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)

What?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:40, Reply)

she clearly wants you to be saying
I had a hat my hard hat on earlier
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Ssshh
fixed it now.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)