I wouldn't dare go topless on a beach
for fear that the whales would start singing 'We are family'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:40, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

There were ninety year old German women walking around topless.
I felt stupid being so prude about it. I'd probably do it if I was not with anyone I know.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I ain't showing a beach full of strangers my raspberries

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

What about your grapes?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Nor them

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:56, Reply)

90% of them wouldn't be bothered about your raspberries.
The other 10% will be looking at nothing else but your raspberries.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I just couldn't
I've had burlesque lessons and considered showing a room full of people my raspberries covered by nothing but tassles.
But just wandering around on a beach, no fucking chance.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)

It's only in the last year or so that I can get undressed in the gym changing rooms
without running into the corner.

There's only so many times you can see old, overgrown minge without thinking, 'Fuck it, I'm not that bad'
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)

^This
It was a bit embarrasing when I had my nips peirced though.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)