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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Me tooFor women, I mean. I'm not the fussy type (although I used to be), but I still somehow end up with girls that are way out of my league
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:06,
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latest was 16 years ago)
actually the latest was not really that great, yet he was the cockiestso cocky in fact that after I told him I didn't want to talk to him anymore he called the next day to tell me to lose his number
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:09,
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Awww, what a meaniebut you can't knock cockiness, without it I don't think I'd have ever got laid
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:13,
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meanie? nah. He's a loser.I'm going to start being classy. And cocky.
Let's see how easily I get laid.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:16,
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it's a manEDIT actually, that's a different one to the one I first saw of you, she's not bad, but you do look like a massive, try-hard homosexual
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:13,
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"Not bad"In the way that Faith No More were "not bad" at music, presumably
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Sorry KristineUnless you recant that vile opinion I'm going to have to insist we cut straight to anal
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Dependsif you've got one picked out for anal which you actually enjoy it'll have to be mine
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I didn't like Faith No More(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:18,
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That's ridiculousbut I think you get my point. We've established there's no sense in making a football metaphor
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