Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I hate it when threads go over 100+ repliesI lose track and can't stand scrolling to the right.
I'm not even going to pretend to have a question, I'm just going to post this and hope people migrate to talk here, unlike in Che's thread.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:51,
266 replies,
latest was 16 years ago)
When are we going to stop flirting on-line and have actual sex?(
girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:54,
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Just say where and when, BGBI've been wanking over your facebook pics for weeks in preparation
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:55,
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I'd say 5'9"but my doctor reckons 5'11". I reckon she was coming onto me, though
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:57,
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That's within the acceptable paremeters of my requirements.(
girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:59,
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I've changed my mind about the weight thing.Beggers shouldn't be choosers.
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girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:00,
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*blows whistle*We have to swap ends now, it's half time
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:04,
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No, it's like that with most sportsbut you also have to high-five as we cross paths
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:07,
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Surely that's a high oneIf Bert claims otherwise I strongly suggest you shag him and sell your story to That's Life
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You're such a wrong 'un(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:15,
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Like I said, where and when?Just bear in mind that you will probably live to regret it
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:00,
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I'll talk to you BertIf only because I'm with you on the thread length/scrolling thing.
And I'm FUCKING bored
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you want to have sex with him too?are you the new b3tan slag?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:57,
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oh, me toobeing mean doesn't get me anywhere either
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:05,
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The solution:Get easy
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:06,
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been there, done thatall I got was lousy sex and lolzdrama
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:13,
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it is! it causes all of your friends to get jealous then talk about you like what you do with your life is any of their fucking business anyway(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:17,
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Not technically an STDcos I've managed to contract that from text flirting in the past!
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It's not her fault, KristineBert and I are fucking irresistible. Don't pretend you wouldn't
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You ain't nuffing on Agnostic Antichristyou gender-confused ugnaut
NUFFINK!
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:59,
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I think I'd have a go on Darthhe's got sexy hair
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:00,
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I don't see you as the picky type(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:00,
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I'm not really, lady luck just happened to lead me down a path filled with sexy men.(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:04,
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Me tooFor women, I mean. I'm not the fussy type (although I used to be), but I still somehow end up with girls that are way out of my league
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:06,
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actually the latest was not really that great, yet he was the cockiestso cocky in fact that after I told him I didn't want to talk to him anymore he called the next day to tell me to lose his number
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:09,
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Awww, what a meaniebut you can't knock cockiness, without it I don't think I'd have ever got laid
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:13,
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meanie? nah. He's a loser.I'm going to start being classy. And cocky.
Let's see how easily I get laid.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:16,
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it's a manEDIT actually, that's a different one to the one I first saw of you, she's not bad, but you do look like a massive, try-hard homosexual
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:13,
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"Not bad"In the way that Faith No More were "not bad" at music, presumably
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Sorry KristineUnless you recant that vile opinion I'm going to have to insist we cut straight to anal
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Dependsif you've got one picked out for anal which you actually enjoy it'll have to be mine
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I didn't like Faith No More(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:18,
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That's ridiculousbut I think you get my point. We've established there's no sense in making a football metaphor
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His hair's not bad, is it?*Just checked profile*
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:07,
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Ladies, pleaseYou'll give me a big head
*awaits strikethrough eagerly*
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Fuck offChickenlady's mine, I've been barking up that tree since 2007
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:12,
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I wish I could say mine werebut I just don't see the point in it
I can have better sex by myself
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:24,
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I'm sure a romp in the sack with Bertwill do away with those that remain, just in time for my entrance
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stop with this talk!I'll need a lie down soon...
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:28,
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This is trueYet we've never been at the same bash yet.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:14,
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Just you waitI'll have PJM's head on a stick, and yours on an entirely different one ;)
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:17,
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CHK MI PRFILE 4 NKKED PICZ(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:14,
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LIAR!And I had a nightmare about that face.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:16,
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If this is true that's made my day.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:50,
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This is trueThat bird beaky thing - always appears in my nightmares, I'm sure it's from some sort of film or some dark childhood trauma.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:09,
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That's just me crawling across your ceiling wearing my mask.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:26,
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Aw, now I feel sorry for youok, after me and AA, you're the third best looking bloke on OT.
..but for fairness' sake, have a look at the bash photos and see just how little that means
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:01,
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I keep meaning toand in all honesty, with the exception of the strikethroughs your insults are making me warm to you, for sheer originality and creativity
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Oh shush, you massive bumderI'm a vile, contemptible human being and don't you forget it.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:05,
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Vile, yes. Contemptible, yes.Funny, also yes. I'd really prefer to hate you Bert, it would make my life so much simpler. But the heart wants what the heart wants
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Fucking hellI'm on fire today. That's three lots of bumming I have to do at the next bash
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:08,
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AA and BGBI'm a total fucking slag
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:16,
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I fell on him once and he didn't break.He's quite a sturdy little thing.
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girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:23,
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Is that the photo of him in the dress?I took the piss out of him for years because of that photo, but if you look at the bash pics... well, I'm a little bit gay for him now
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:03,
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He's lovely but does get a little opinionated when drunk.(
girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:04,
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He can't be opinionatedwith a cock in his mouth
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:05,
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Oh dear...Anything in particular?
I remember badmouthing Vegans, but that was before I even starting drinking
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:28,
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I can't remember.It was information overload. *laughs*
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girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:30,
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Usually I'll insult Grunge in general, state that Nirvana are shit, and only still famous because their singer decided to paint the ceiling in an unorthodox way(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:31,
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I assume the callous attitude towards the manner of Mr Cobain's death gets peoples backs upBut Nirvana were no great shakes. Point any of their fans the way of The Pixies "Dolittle" and watch them get enlightenment
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Nah, people don't mind that too muchThey try to say how it was a good genre, but I find every track I've ever heard boring.
That goes double for Pearl Jam and the Pixies I'm afraid.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:52,
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can I recommend you try listening to Of the girl by Pearl Jam?I wouldn't call the album it is on grunge at all. give it a try.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:04,
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the album is called Binauralused some interesting recording technique, and on the whole it's quite different to their other stuff.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:20,
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Try Screaming Trees for a slightly less over played grunge band(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:06,
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I do remember you talking about Nirvana now.Hahaha!
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girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:34,
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Heeheehee!But now I wasn't the only one!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:10,
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But you were the only one drooling at the time...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:15,
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If only because I'm with you on the thread length/scrolling thing.
And I'm FUCKING bored
I love cock
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:56,
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I can't be arsed with long threads, short and to the point(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:00,
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DUHIt's sracist
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:07,
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Don't speak to him.He's murdered Flimflam and hidden her body in the freezer.
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girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:14,
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I think we already established that he embalmed herb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post769007
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I miss Flim Flamher posts were like a breath of fresh air in this stagnant cess pit.
She was like a female Gonzo, only intelligent and funny, and female, which made the cuteness more bearable.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:16,
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I'm starting to like you, AmberlI might add you to my good list
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:18,
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She has breasts that make you want to bury your head in themand she drinks gin like your grandma.
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this makes me soundlike an old woman
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:25,
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I promise next bashI won't take any medication. Then I won't be drunk
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:28,
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Sounds like a planwhat are the meds for (if you don't mind me asking)
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neuropathic painI took double meds last time because I anticipated a lot of walking. It meant I was already a bit off my face
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:32,
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it's just in my feet these daysunluckily those are the things I walk on
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:35,
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I'm sure she would have approvedif she didn't actually hate Bert.
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She didn't hate mewhen I came back I saw posts from her saying she'd missed me. We got on quite well, from what I recall
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:20,
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Yeah, but you forget I actually know herand I can assure you, she actually hates you.
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Aw, any particular reason why?Or just general Bertishness?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:28,
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She said you never called her the next morning after you slipped her the salamishe doesn't like that kind of behaviour.
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You know I'm only joking DiTI'm the only one allowed to do that to her.
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I thought Becky was too?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:37,
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Well, of course.How else am I supposed to pay the rent?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:38,
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DiT told me that if I treated her meanshe'd glomp me next time
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:30,
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Afternoon, gorgeous.Alright thank you. And your good self?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:26,
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Very wellgetting a bit nervous. I have to give a speech DiT and I hate talking in public.
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Pretend your on-line.You have no problem pontificating here.
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girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:33,
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You'll be right, mate.I find that the best way to get through public speaking is to imagine the people you are addressing are naked. And rutting like wild boar.
Just try to keep your old chap restrained, eh?
In seriousness, I was terrified of doing my speech 'cos it involved feelings and stuff. But once I'd started they couldn't shut me up. Besides, there's no pressure on the groom, just thank her parents, say she looks beautiful, compliment the bridesmaids and toast absent friends, and then let the Best Man do all the hard work!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:35,
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I've written it and I know all the sentiments are okayit's just the physical act of talking out loud in public to a large group of people who are listening to me scares the shit out of me. I have the same problem using telephones.
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I tried that last nightI just ended up hyperventilating a bit so I had to go to bed.
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I'm the samethe speech is the bit that worries me most. DiT's words seem sound though.
It's been part of a long-term plan to be just enough of a bastard that no one will ask me to be their best man.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:49,
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I'm totally touching myself over that photo your sister just posted of the two of you(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:18, Reply)
I do the same thingover Noel's photos of his daughter
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:19,
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Oh well, I was kidding anywayyou're all more than welcome to fwap over photos of my daughter.
I know she's a bit ugly, but you lot would be lucky to get a girl like taht
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:33,
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Do whatever you like to picture of me. I don't care.But stay away from my sister! She's lovely and sweet and innocent and I don't want you corrupting her!
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I was just thinking thatShe's not my type though.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:24,
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You saying I'm not good enough for her?I have you know that I'm a gent, I know how to treat a lady right.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:28,
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Of course not, you're lovely.Or you seem, it anyway.
I'm saying she's far too young for you.
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That is the main reason why she's not my typeBut I thank you for the compliment *removes top hat and bows*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:34,
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*retreats to the opium den to self-pleasure with such vigor as to power a steam engine*(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:40,
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I know :(She is wearing heels though, but they weren't very high, so it doesn't make it that much better. My Dad's 6'2" and he was looking up to her last night.
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5'9"!?I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
/gunnery sergeant hartman
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:34,
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Get the FUCK off my obstacle course!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:35,
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you'd better square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks!(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:36,
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I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the assand not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:39,
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I like youyou can come over to my house and fuck my sister
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:40,
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Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds;exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:41,
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are you a peter puffer?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:46,
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Get on with some fucking workYou're nearly as tall as Ms Foxtrot, which means I'm probably scared of you
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I have none.I've finished uni for the summer.
And awesome, I do love scaring people.
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I was thinking'I don't remember her being this tall'
Then I remembered I was wearing heels at the time
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:41,
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naturallythere's not many times of the day I'm not doing that.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:51,
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Sorry, I meant Vipros. With the work thingYour being 5'9" definitely lends credence to the suggestion that you're hot
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This is most uncalled for, but it won't stop me. Been hanging out with Bert too much(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Got enough to make a decent quality necklace yet?Maybe start with a bracelet
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Surely that's a good thing?For the men of North-west England, and their penises, at any rate
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Not anymore.I've got a puppy. I went on a date with him last night.
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That does narrow the field somewhatGood for you with the date. Hope it went phenomenally well
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It did, taHe's so adorable and sweet. I am probably going to destroy him.
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You make yourself sound like some sort of dating supervillainLady Flamethrower shall be thy name
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Me and Lab already discussed thisthe extra fiver is only if I want to keep your knickers the next morning.
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*nods*(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:40,
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Not a chance.The ones I've got on today are the only black lacy ones I have left. The other pair got stolen.
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Stolen?*looks pointedly at al*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:44,
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I'll pay thatwe can watch Supernatural and drink Southern Comfort. You'll be safe from Al's depradations for one night
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:39,
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Scratch the abovethese mental images are far superior. Jensen Ackles doesn't even figure
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But that doesn't keep me safe for the other six days of the week.Although, £10 for 30 seconds work doesn't seem like too bad a deal.
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But then you have to spend the rest of the evening listening to me cryabout how I never cheated on mrs al before and this is a one off and that never normally happens
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Why is it, that during these hypothetical scenarios of me shagging b3tans,they always cry afterwards?
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a number of reasonsgenerally pleasure at losing virginity perhaps?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:51,
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The fear of actually meeting a girllet alone being allowed to put our winkies in their funslots.
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100 replies. Abandon thread!
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Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:25,
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Just the thread-count pedants.
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Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:34,
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When I walk into a room, the F5 addicts flee in horror.
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Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:38,
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An unusual but intriguing superpowerYou're the AntiRefresher
Which sounds less like a superhero and more like a sweet
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A rather crap one that would make you feel unrefreshed and skuzzy?
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Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:45,
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If people keep replying to this 219+ strong threadI'm going to delete it
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:07,
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Seriously, I'm not kiddingstop replying to this thread, people
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:11,
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pahI don't believe it for a second. that's exactly what DiT would say if he were pretending you were still alive.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:34,
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Okay I shall prove it is I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that not good enough for you... DiT would never use so many !!!!!!!!'s
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hmmm, that is a good pointhe couldn't bring himself to do it
*joys*
now I don't need to find a new crime fighting partner!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:38,
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*hangs head**walks off dragging his home-made cape behind him*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:39,
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*stifles laughter*(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:40,
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GroovyBut what is this... if you already have a partner in Labia then maybe I could be your backup crime fighting partner! :)
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No, I was waiting in the wingsIn case you didn't make it back.
S'alright though, I'll go fight crime with my BFF...oh...well... guess I'll be the lone wolf then.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:42,
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prime opportunity to let the bitterness turn you into a supervillain I'd say(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:43,
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Y'know what?I reckon I'm not far off robbing banks and plotting anarchy and destruction!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:46,
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glad to hear ityou have the countenance of the habitual bounder. why fight it?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:48,
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I can't believe you seem to have forgotten about our crime fighting.....I'm aghast
Lab was hoping to fill in because you were dead.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:43,
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I'm sorryits been a looooooong time and my head is all of the smoosh. Also I thought Rooooota was your BFF?
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she isthat doesn't mean we fight crime together, duh ;-)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:51,
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Wh-at-evahhhh!I will assist you in your crime fighting... but only if I'm allowed a cat suit that accentuates my bazungas!
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I demand you do this and fight my crimes(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:59,
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no nohe means you and I fight the crimes he commits
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:14,
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I wouldn't have it any other way(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:06,
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Wooo! Hello!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:34,
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I'm alright thanks, what have you been up to?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:36,
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Working lots and lotsthings have picked up here big time so I've been struggling to do my B3ta visiting... sad times are afoot!
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Conversely, I'm here more as things have quietened down a bit(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:43,
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It isAlthough I'm finding it hard to get any work done now :P
Hope things ease off for you!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:50,
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That is the only problem! HeheTa very much, I have to take the office filing in a mo across town which blows... but hopefully tomorrow will be quieter too! :D
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Flim-Flam......!?!?!?Why do you hate me?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:43,
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Al said that you hate meI don't even think you're capable of hate, but I believed him anyway
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:51,
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Al says a lot of thingsFor one he says that hes not a gay with my husband... but I don't believe him.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:55, Reply)
He says that he IS gay with your husbandbut I don't believe him.
Totally understandable if you don't like me Flim, I just thought that we shared a sugary bond
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:03,
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We do share a sugary bond!Its all groovy!
right I'm off now to take the filing... have a lovely rest of the day!! :)
Toodles
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:05, Reply)
See?I knew you were nice. That Al's such a liar, either that or you're the most two-faced person ever.
Ho-hum. Cheerio!
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:10,
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