I'm sure she is
and that's why I fell in love with her a little bit.

Seriously though, I was going to say that dumber than the average bear were going to be my new favourite band, but that would be all gay and stuff.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:19, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

understandable
she has a very pleasant voice as well, which would only compound matters were you to meet her.

that would be gay. also, I don't really think we are good enough to be anyone's favourite band.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)

You don't think so?
I think you're a pretty talented, well-polished outfit. Other friends of mine in bands have either sounded shit live, or really bad when they've tried to record their music.

Saying that, I haven't heard you live, you may be shit.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:23, Reply)

we are tight when we play live, and generally much better suited to live than recording
we cock up some, but are good at covering it, and improvising.

I think it's the songs themselves that aren't so good. the ones on myspace are among the best, but some of them tend to be a little samey in places. That might just be my perspective though, because of the sort of music I listen to.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)

You might be right
but I really liked 2 of your songs, that's significantly more than anything I've heard on the radio in years
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

glad to hear it!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Okay, who are you and what have you done with Bert?

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)

I'm still Bert
I have to balance out the hate sometimes
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:24, Reply)