I'm still here!
Well, back again.
My favourite motorway game is checking FB and discovering an elderly relative has cocked up a message to complain and put it on one of my friend's page instead...Oops! Heeheehee! And they've done it again today.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:37, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hee hee :o)
Have you recovered from all the sun exposure?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Just about
I spent most of yesterday asleep but I think the industrial strength Piriton tablets probably didn't help - I'm covered in mosquito bites from the weekend too.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:54, Reply)

Piriteze cream is good for bites
and plug-ins like Raid work pretty well I find. Yeah, I've got a few from then too.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:59, Reply)

Yep, bought Piriteze cream yesterday afternoon!
I wonder if eating loads of garlic might put them off me....
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 18:04, Reply)

I have heard of that actually.
I also read somewhere recently that they prefer women's blood to men's.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 18:10, Reply)

Lesbian Vampires!

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 18:11, Reply)

Or maybe it's just a fallacy
fallacy phallussy heeheehee :D
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 18:15, Reply)

You don't need to eat the garlic.
Get some of them there garlic pearls (Holland and Barrett I think) and take them. It's concentrated allio somethingorother.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 18:42, Reply)

I'm going to shoot him
The authorities will understand completely.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:03, Reply)

I love him
What he does is almost an art form it's so utterly daft!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:14, Reply)

Its an art form
In the way that watching a train crash might be aesthetically pleasing.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:16, Reply)