It's the wanky hairdo
and eye make-up that does it. People who dress up like that are usually teenagers.

Or painfully dull.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I am neither
As I'm sure you're aware. You don't strike me as the sort of person who indulges dullards for as long as you've indulged me

Who do you reckon will be first to strikethrough?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:34, Reply)

Nah, I'm done with strikethroughs for the day
and I'm talking to you because you're one of only two or three other people who are here.

Secretly I'm hoping that someone better will come along
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:35, Reply)

You've been talking to me all day
When plenty of alternatives were available. Admit it, Bert. You like me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:45, Reply)

I'm indifferent to everyone here
any affection or bile is purely for comedy effect
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:48, Reply)