Technically you still haven't got it
The joke is not that Tourette's is such a bad cook as to expect to be hospitalised in the course of her culinary efforts, but that she is PUTTING THE DINNER ON - herself
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:44, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Potayto/Pottato

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:46, Reply)

^THIS
What Foxy said.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Oi, shut up
I know that I'm thick and everything, but my interpretation of what you said is just as valid as yours, and at least I HALF got it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:02, Reply)

Yes sweetie,
so you did. Now the knife's cooled/solidified sufficiently, I am able to chop the garlic without resulting in Simon Weston fingers.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:09, Reply)

Simon Weston Fingers
sound like a delicious fast food snack
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:10, Reply)

Aye, makes Cap'n Japseye look like a poof!

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:14, Reply)