D'oh!
I musta done jinxed myself. Left a knife too close to the stove, thereby melting the handle, resulting in scorched fingers as I just chopped an onion. What a colossal clungetard :o/
And it was DG's favourite Gary Twunting Rhodes knife...
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:56, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oopsie daisy
but on the plus side 'clungetard' is my new favourite word
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:57, Reply)

I was about to say exactly that
You're awesome, Tourettes, so you are
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:59, Reply)

fucking
COCK-BLOCKER
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:00, Reply)

Why, thank you kind sir!
*blushes and scuffs feet awkwardly*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:01, Reply)

I haz the copyright,
but you can use it any time bro ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:00, Reply)

it's bert's fault

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:14, Reply)