We only know about it
because you brought it! Do you know about my criminal record? Do you know about any mental health issues i've suffered from? Do you know about how many members of my family have died? No, you don't. The reason being, I don't post it on the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:14, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I didn't boast about it.
I was mortified at the time, and I tried to express that.

Ok, you all proved a point. I'm a boring fuck up. I'm just too open and honest about stuff. That's me. I'm sorry.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I do
Criminal Record:
1 count of being drunk in charge of a pedalo.
1 count of possession with intent to supply (geriatric midget porn)
1 count of molestation of sea creatures.
Mental Health Issues:
Autism
Fantasism (Believes he is Aquaman's gay lover)
Family Deaths:
182 (180 of these were his pubic lice)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:20, Reply)