What's your favorite lyrics in a song?
I've got a brand new combine harvester
I'll give you the key
Come on baby let's get together
In perfect harmony

You've got twenty acres
And I've got forty three
I've got a brand new combine harvester
And I'll give you the key


Gosh they don't make lyrics like that anymore.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:22, 122 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Good morning, girl
I was going to start a thread to get rid of the bad mood so early in the morning, but I see you're faster.

However, I don't think I can do with another music thread, sorry, so I'm going to say what I was going to say: I forgot all my food this morning. I have nothing to eat all day and I have to cycle 8miles back home. I think I'm going to die.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:24, Reply)

Aren't there any shops near work?

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:25, Reply)

20-30 min walk
But I'm terribly busy today (in theory, it's a very boring job in front of the PC all the time). I might pick the bike and go for a ninja shopping, otherwise, I'll have to survive with diet bars all day :(
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:28, Reply)

beg, steal or borrow
are there any communal biscuits in your office?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:28, Reply)

No :(
We get 1 piece of fruit at 10:30 (if we're quick enough)

I think I'll cycle to the shops at lunch time, until then, I'll starve :(
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:33, Reply)

Oh BGB you cowbag
that is going to be in my head ALL FUCKING DAY
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:27, Reply)

Bwahahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:33, Reply)

What about the other Worzels one?
I am a cider drinker
I drink it all of the day
Oo arr oo arr ay, oo arr oo arr ay.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:36, Reply)

Did you bring breakfast?
I'm so hungry!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:35, Reply)

I brought virtual croissants
because I'm on a four day week so today is my friday, I'm full of croissanty smugness.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:41, Reply)

This only works though
If there is orange juice as well...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:53, Reply)

orange juice is blarg
apple is where it's at.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Mmmm
I'll have 2, then, thank you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AUSCHWITZ! THE MEANING OF PAIN!
THE WAY THAT I WANT YOU TO DIE!
SLOW DEATH! IMMENSE DECAY!
SHOWERS THAT CLEANSE YOU OF YOUR LIFE!

Slayer: Angel Of Death.
God I love the old soppy ones.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:28, Reply)

I'm quite enjoying your visit to offtopic

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:29, Reply)

They are often happy and insightful times

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:38, Reply)

Like Gandalf deigning to visit we hobbits
Although I don't like being called an autism. Autism is not a noun!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:42, Reply)

Yes it is.
Autism is most certainly a noun. It's just being used incorrectly.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:47, Reply)

It's a noun, a verb and an adjective.
Ever since Marcus De Sade greeted /talk with the immortal:
"I'm not gay or 12 or autism."
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:51, Reply)

oh yeah, belm.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:58, Reply)

Of all the lurkers you're my favourite.
And not just because your username makes me want to have sex with you.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:47, Reply)

This makes me sad
Because I don't want to have the gay-man-sex. Even with you.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:49, Reply)

What about if Gonzy joins in?
It can't be gay if there's three of us, right?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Hmm, the logic does seem to work
But I'll still keep away from the cocks if you don't mind. I'm sure you and Gonzy will still have a stellar time.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)

Thank you.
There seems to be a fair bit of discord and unrest here these days. I approve of this.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:43, Reply)

That's cos Bert is back
although he seems to have made some friends recently
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:48, Reply)

that
would have to be a good thing.

my friend was desperate to have the wurzels at his wedding. his WEDDING. mind you, he also has the limited edition boxed set of all the "carry on" films and the benny hill theme as his ringtone, so... i have no idea why we are friends.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:28, Reply)

Or indeed
why he was marrying a woman and not a man, by the sounds of it....?
(berk, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:33, Reply)

She maybe liked to chew on a bit of straw?
And drive a tractor.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:35, Reply)

I heard the other day that you can have Richard Cheese sing at your wedding for $18,000 an hour

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:59, Reply)

*something about Ian Dury*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:29, Reply)

No Monty.
This is not by Ian Dury. It's the Wurzels.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:32, Reply)

His reason to be cheerful was a brand new combine harvester.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:42, Reply)

For whatever reason:
Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:32, Reply)

Calmed down now?

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:32, Reply)

I might have my moments,
but I do listen to feedback.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:34, Reply)

Was the original thread deleted

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:47, Reply)

I was told probably best to,
so I just did.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)

What the fuck?
That's a bit pathetic, if you're going to delete it, you really ought to post an apology to Gonz for the totally over the top reaction there too.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)

Well done
Whoever gave you that PR advice should be the Minister for Propaganda.

Please get help.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:02, Reply)

get help indulge in peer based psychotherapy on the internet.

I think the most troubling thing in that thread is discovering that you lent a complete stranger who has demonstrated that he is a drug dependant egotist with a poor grasp of the English language a large sum of money. If you want to be charitable there are many, many more deserving causes I can think of within about twenty seconds.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:06, Reply)

A support group for victims of drunk drivers?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Cat charities for the victim of window hurlings and penny throatal insertions
or a charity for victims of violence at football (american) games.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Munchausen's-by-proxy?
Or just straight Munchausen's on the rocks?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)

And I'm fucking sick of hearing about that.
Damn! No fucking wonder I get pissed off on here.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:11, Reply)

The first one has to be one of the most good natured bits of ribbing on here
the second one you very proudly boasted about.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Ok, now that was a lapse in judgement when I was at my worst
and there's no need to keep bringing it up.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:11, Reply)

You'd done it before
Were you at your worst then too?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:13, Reply)

We only know about it
because you brought it! Do you know about my criminal record? Do you know about any mental health issues i've suffered from? Do you know about how many members of my family have died? No, you don't. The reason being, I don't post it on the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:14, Reply)

I didn't boast about it.
I was mortified at the time, and I tried to express that.

Ok, you all proved a point. I'm a boring fuck up. I'm just too open and honest about stuff. That's me. I'm sorry.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I do
Criminal Record:
1 count of being drunk in charge of a pedalo.
1 count of possession with intent to supply (geriatric midget porn)
1 count of molestation of sea creatures.
Mental Health Issues:
Autism
Fantasism (Believes he is Aquaman's gay lover)
Family Deaths:
182 (180 of these were his pubic lice)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Al, Roota, I'd have done the same thing for you.
Not for any personal gain, but because I hate to see people struggling. If I have the means, I'll do it.

Also, I was paid back in full. Call me stupid all you want, but I would trust anyone on here.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:10, Reply)

You are fucking lovely
Now drive to that karaoke bar you like, get smashed again, and totally accidentally drive home again, and tell us all about it in the morning. Even using that to elicit sympathy and attention from us.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Why don't you just put me on ignore, Roota?
That would be so much better for you.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:14, Reply)

I had, I took you off recently
God knows why.
Ok, I'll pop you back on and leave you in peace to write posts about fish, death, conflict, illness and the dreadful fortunes of everyone you know.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Could be worse.
I could be a scouser.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:19, Reply)

You see, from anyone else
that comment would be an amusing comeback, but from you just there, it looks bitter and sad.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Well should I delete it?
I was trying to be amusing and defuse it.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:21, Reply)

I probably wouldn't accept money from her
for fear of falling under the curse which clearly has been placed on her and all her life.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:19, Reply)

I'm also not the only one on here who has got a
drink driving conviction, but I don't see you taking it out on them.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Actually, you know what, this is mean, because you are clearly unwell
I'll stop arguing with you now.
GET HELP.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:14, Reply)

And if I told you that I've been in therapy
and various other self help classes, you'd sit there and tell me how emo and fucked up I am. And boring.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:17, Reply)

No it's further down the page
started by CHCB and right at the end of a 250 odd reply thread Gonz mentioned that she's dull.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)

Nah, you missed the mega-flounce thread
Which was just below this one. DELETED!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:58, Reply)

No I saw it
As I said above, if she's going to delete it because she knows it was fucking ridiculous she ought to be apologising too.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Point taken
Just checking. Still, THREAD DELETION RAGE!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:04, Reply)

No
Someone else has told her to take it down, lest everybody see what nutjobbery she posted.
A well-meaning soul I'm sure, but they'd be better getting her some help than censoring her.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Oh dear oh dear, it's all gone wrong

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:07, Reply)

So so wrong
I've gnawed off my own fingers.
I'm typing with my tongue.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Where's Psychochomp with that gif of someone typing themselves to death

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Am man I missed the mentals, sad times.
When will we learn that we need to screenshot hilarious flounces, lest this sort of behaviour continue?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:46, Reply)

You also missed the post where I smeared my own shit all over the walls of the internet

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

It's ok, Al screenshotted that one quite comprehensively.
He's wallpapered his bedroom with printouts.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:59, Reply)

That is love that is

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

My favourite lyrics
are usually written by Half Man Half Biscuit.

But other than them, I quite like AC/DC's Big Balls (the song, that is, not their actual testicles).

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:34, Reply)

->Insert Monty rage here <-

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:44, Reply)

AS geeky as it is,
listen to the theme song Of Big Bang Theory, and it'll all make sense. LOVE it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:36, Reply)

me too!
Wiggy tries to sing it and trips over all the words, but I can do it so ha.

If you like that, you'll probably like their song One Week.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:43, Reply)

I like Barenaked Ladies
Read that however you like.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:46, Reply)

I like them too. ;)

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Have you heard the parody of One Week?
It's called the Wanker Song. I googled it but couldn't find a working mp3 of it, although the lyrics appeared. I think it's somewhere in my Minidisc collection of old.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Nah I haven't heard it - but I'll search around for it,
knowing my perverted circle of friends, one of them is bound to have a copy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:59, Reply)

I have ALLLL the songs by the Barenaked Ladies.
And I can sing my way through all the verses of the theme song. :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Great.
Now I shall have that stuck in my head all day until such time as I am allowed to unearth my mp3 player, and play as much as I can to erase it from my mind!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:10, Reply)

So fucking what!
Well, I've been to Hastings and I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what, so what
And I've been here, I've been there
I've been every fucking where
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little cunt

Well, I've fucked the queen, I've fucked Bach
I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what, so what
And I've fucked a sheep, I've fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

And I've drunk that, I've drunk this
I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what
I've had skag, I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little cunt

I've had crabs, I've had lice
I've had the clap and that ain't nice
So what, so what
I've fucked this, I've fucked that
I've even fucked a school girl's twat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

So fucking what!
Yeah
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:46, Reply)

Wow that's really long...
What a dick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:47, Reply)

It would be interesting
to hear someone like Will Young singing that.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:48, Reply)

He has never fucked any twat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:51, Reply)

He might have experimented before deciding man minge is better.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Perhaps, but I heard he was cock gobbling from a young age

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:53, Reply)

Maybe he swings both ways.
Keeping his options open, as it were.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)

options bumhole
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:02, Reply)

I thought that was going to be an alternative version of "I've been to paradise but I've never been to me"

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:52, Reply)

I love that song.
Because it's true.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:53, Reply)

What is this that you speak of?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:53, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMDKDAfnNFs
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:55, Reply)

pwnd. I'm too slow.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Wow, that's awful, it's like someone frosted a turd
'wow ok my name is charlene and this song is like speaking to me'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)

Well, I've been to Hastings and I've been to Brighton and I've sipped champagne from a shoe

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:59, Reply)

I have actually sipped champagne from a shoe
I used to drink in a bar and if you split a drink you had to "shoot the boot" whereby your shoe would be passed arounfd the bar and everyone would add some booze, then you had to down it...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:02, Reply)

what happens if you're wearing sandals?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:04, Reply)

This wasn't at Jesus camp

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:04, Reply)

That's just revolting.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:11, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7NFKwPWIJc
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Can't find the original so here is the Metallica cover
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxZ4Z6Zo3Fk
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:04, Reply)

There was a song I had ages ago called Kill the Wabbit or something
and it was a metal style Elmer Fudd song about killing the wabbit. It was awesome.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I used to have that too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:19, Reply)

YAY!
:D
I fucking LOVE Perry Como!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:58, Reply)

I always get the lyrics to the little tune in American History X stuck in my head, even though I don't like it.
My eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo,
We washed ourselves in n***ers blood and all the mongrals too.
We're taking down the zog machine, jew by jew by jew
The white man marches on.

I really don't like it, esspeically if I catch myself thinking it at really inapprorpriate moments.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)

for the b3tan at blousies bash
Who had never heard of this song
-----

(chorus)
we'll drink a drink a drink
to lily the pink the pink the pink
the saviour of our human race
for she invented, medicinal compound
most efficasious in every case

mr freers, had sticky out ears
and it made him awful shy
and so they gave him medicinal compound
and now he's learning how to fly

robert tony, was known to be bony
he would never eat his meals
and so they gave him medicinal compound
now they move him round on wheels

we'll drink a drink a drink
to lily the pink the pink the pink
the saviour of the human race
for she invented medicinal compound
mosr efficasious in every case

old ebineezer thought he was julius caeser
and so they put him in a home
where they gave him medicnal compound
and now he's emporor of Rome

jonny hammer, had a terrible st st st st stammer
he could hardly sssay a word
and so they gave him medicinal compound
now's he's seen, but never heard

chorus

aunty milly, ran willy nilly
when her legs they did recede
so they looked on medicnal compound
now they call her milly bee

jennifer eccles, had terrible freckles
and the boys all called her names
but they gave her medicinal compound
now she joins in all the games

chorus

lily the pink she turned to drink
she filled up with parafin inside
and despite her medicinal compound
sadly picklilly died

up to heaven her soul ascended
all the church bells they did ring
she took with her medicinal compound
hark the herald angels sing

chorus
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:02, Reply)

ahh rugby songs

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Jeeez that takes me back.
We sang that at school in 1969 I think.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:17, Reply)

I sang it in school in the 80s I think
also, I have a feeling it may be based on a true story
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)

It seems so
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lydia_Pinkham
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Ahh the navy boys were singing this on hols.
And I learnt The Chicago Department Store one too.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Nice of you not to identify me as the ignorant one!

(bill, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

ARGH THREAD-DELETING UNCLE-FUCKING CUNTS!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Bollocks, she's always doing that.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:18, Reply)

This has just reminded me that there's a free gig in the park here next Friday. By the Wurzels XD.
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:18, Reply)

like a death at a birthday party, you ruin all the fun
you're like a dose of scabies, no use to anyone.
What kind of creature bore you? Was it some kind of bat?
They can't find a good word for you, but I can:
TWAT

Good old John Cooper Clarke.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I found out about
this recently. Pretty weird shit (quite literally).
(berk, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Without clicking.
I'm guessing it's about Gotz Von Berlichegin the ORIGINAL Iron Fist.
*Clicks to check*
Wow. Good find, that autism.
And THIS is who I meant, and why I thought it would be a song about him:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6tz_von_Berlichingen
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)