GET (push).BACK (push).IN (push).THE (push).DAMN (push).CLOSET (push).
FFS I thought you'd never go. Good job that closet has an arse shaped cut out so you can continue with your bumdering ways.



Sorry, this is the first time I've homophobed you. Hope I did it properly.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

*applauds*
You did indeed sir. Points for creativity and originality. 8 out of 10
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:21, Reply)

PS Good luck in the new job.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Oh, yeah, that
Cheers. Are you still looking to regain employment?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:25, Reply)

God no!
That was a momentary lapse of judgement on my behalf. A quick self-slap and i'm fine.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Oh thank Christ
Just tell PL Jnr to rob a bank or something
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Nah.
My plan is to survive my wife then become a geriatric hitman and bankrobber.
I want to be known as The Silver Slasher due to my signature of pissing on my victims bodies.
That's why I'm being very careful with my DNA. Posh wanks and well washed undies for me.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)

^POTD^
I know it's early, but the bar has been set
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)