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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Which reminds me of the story about the famous conductorwho was conducting an orchestra, for a piece led by the cello. The cellist wasn't very good and she kept making some awful noises.
"For goodness' sake, woman", cried the conductor. "You're sitting there with God's greatest gift to man between your legs, and all you can do it scratch it!"
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:18,
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I think it was Sir Thomas Beachamalso responsible for
"Brass bands are fine in their place; outside and a long way from me"
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