Salsa, salsa!
I'd love to learn tango, it's so powerful, but I think I'm too clumsy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Nah
I can Tango and I'm clumsy as fuck. Anyone can do any kind of dancing they like. It's all about practice. Unfortunately
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Oh, but properly danced tango
is so sexy! You can't be clumsy to do it well. And I need a good partner. Mark can dance, but he has the memory of a goldfish and can't remember the order of the steps, that's why we do salsa, because I can lead him when he forgets and it doesn't look too bad :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Salsa is much easier to pick up than Ballroom
I'm not as good at thinking on my feet, which is why I'm not so keen on Salsa. Plus, it's impossible to do it properly and look heterosexual
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Oh, no, that's not true
A guy dancing salsa properly is so sexy! So, so hot! Have you ever seen Chayanne?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Doesn't ring a bell

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)

You can pick up the stuff in jars in Sainsbury's...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Points?
You can dance it in Todmorden even before being drunk (I know the music wasn't salsa, but those were the steps, anyway)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)