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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Someone said earlier that Lampito was 19
Which means the t-shirt I wore to BGB's bash, from Monsters of Rock 1991, is probably older than her.

Anyone else feeling their age?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:54, 398 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Would it annoy you to say I feel my age at 28?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:55, Reply)
I was born in 1990, so not quite ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)
1990! That's ridiculous, what are you doing on the internet all alone, you need supervising

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)
I began my internet career age 14.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)
The internet wasn't invented when i was 14
well it was invented, but not the norm
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)
I remember hearing about The Internet
on Blue Peter and how it was a wild idea that was way in the future. They even said "they hope that one day you will be able to chat face to face with someone in Australia instantly, like people used to talk about hoverboards and hotels on the moon.

They probably had no idea that ChatRoulette would happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Fucking hell
The internal combustion engine had barely been invented when I was fourteen.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
So there's a possibility that years ago I tried to groom you in a chatroom?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)
When she was 14 you were 19
So it's not THAT creepy

If I'd done so, on the other hand...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)
It's still damn creepy
And still damn illegal ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)
When I was 14 I had a 19 year old pursuing me. It was creepy, horrible and I didn't stand for it.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)
Good for you!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)
He acted like a 15 year old but he had lots of money, gave me inordinately expensive gifts
despite knowing me about a week.
GROOMED.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)
Classic
See it all too often.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Hadn't thought about it in a while
only really realised how terrifying it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)
A 19 year old and a 14 year old isn't _that_ creepy?
lolwut?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)
I remember at school, there were quite a few girls in my year, who at the age of 13-16 would talk about their 20 year old (plus) boyfriends.
I always thought that was fucking strange at the time, but they told people with pride.

Now I'm quite a bit older, I find it even more "=\".

I can't imagine going out with a 16 year old, for example, let alone anyone younger than that, they're even still in school !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)
My first boyfriend was when I was 17 and he was 27
At the time it took me ages to persuade him that I was mature enough, etc, but now that I'm nearly that age, if one of my friends starting seeing a 17 year old I'd be all "what the fuck are you doing sicko?" so I appreciate the flack he took for it at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Unless you frequented the fansite where I was a mod, no.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)
See, my whole dirty-old-man routine doesn't work now that people know
I'm not the same age as Al...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Truetalks.
But no, I wasn't allowed to use chatrooms.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)
I totally assumed you were well old
I didn't know you were my age. It's because we're both so mature.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Al thought he was his age.
Al lhfao'd when I told him the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)
I was quite surprised
by how young you were as well.
(berk, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)
It seems everyone is
I seem to remember PJM saying he expected me to older as well. I'm clearly not ageing at all gracefully.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)
Either you're a very learned and eloquent man for your tender years
Or you've got a painting in your loft that's aging horribly.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
Definitely the former
(I can't paint for shit.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)
you just need
to find a friend who can paint. Then brutally murder him
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Fansite where you were a mod... in 2004...
*pulls concentration/squeezing out hard poo face*

Fuck, I can't remember what the kids are watching now. Twilight, is it? No chance will I remember 2004. Harry Potter, that's a perennial favourite
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Music fan site
I made many friends, temporary enemies and some massive mistakes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Details please
/popcorn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Well, I met people I'm still in touch with
I had some fallings out ONLINE, that sort of thing. It was a little like b3ta, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
I assume you didn't do anything as daft as snogging Chompy

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)
bet you've done worse

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)
As a result of internet dalliance or just generally?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
in general
I did some very inadvisable things when I was 19.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Actually I was stunningly well-behaved throughout my teenage years
Didn't smoke til I was 18, didn't start drinking apart from the odd one at home til I was 17, didn't touch drugs (apart from the aforementioned smoking) til I was 21

All of which helps to explain why I'm so stunningly immature now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
I was a good girl until I was 18
possibly due to being an ugly teenager. Also, I didn't meet fellow goths until that age so I was all misunderstood 'n shit.

Then I did some stupid sleeping with male friends which I horribly regret. Then I stopped and became sensible. Wait, no that's not true, then I met Wiggy and stopped sleeping with other people.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
No-one would touch me with a fucking bargepole until I was 19
I did plan to make up for lost time when I broke up with her at 22, so I slept with the most beautiful girl I've ever met, she was really good at it and that about brings us up to now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
that's pretty much the story of my life

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)
GET OUT OF MY BRAAAAAAIIIIINNNN

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)
I was nine or ten I think
then I was banned from the internet for a year between thirteen and fourteen by my parents
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)
I've always been a great fan of fora
I've been posting consistently on one from about the age of 14.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)
I loved Lord of the Rings
so I pretty much hung out on geeky places where people spoke elvish.

Then my parents noticed my sleep quotient had sunk to two hours a night, and started hiding the modem at night
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Oooh forgot there was a place before .mu
I can't remember all the places I frequented, but music featured highly.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)
I had a nostalgia trip
and went back to some of the ones I used to frequent.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)
One's vanished, due to the webmaster going to uni and not having enough money a looooong time ago
occasionally look round .mu, but it's quite boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Jesus fucking Christ NO.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
"fora"
I'm amused by the idea that internet is populated by a wide diversity of fauna and fora.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)
I just assumed
that it was some Classics students misspluralisation of forum
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
That's what I meant
It's flooded with fora/forums which are populated with a wide variety of strange fauna (take a look around and see the peculiar creatures filling this thread alone)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
CORRECT pluralisation. I think.
That'll be embarrassing.

Ah, both can be used. painintheenglish.com/?p=627
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

f p

Not quite the right spelling, but it sounds right :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
I'm tempted to use it as an alternative word
for bestial pr0n.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
RED HOT ROOKIE!
XXX corVIDEOS here!
Beak-areful! These films are not suitable for hatchlings...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Hardcore Backdoor Jackdaw Action!

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
Spake the Raven "She's A Whore"
Starring Crosephine and Maggie Pie...
CAW! look at the feathers on that!

(I can't top that last one. You made me lolirl. Congratulations)
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)
I can't take full credit for that one, I think it was one of T's
We named one of our beers after it.

"Watch as she takes it right up the (Alpine) Chough!"
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)
Give T's norks a squeeze for me
(I can ask you to do that as I know you'll forget.)

XXL WINGSPANS! APPROACHING 16 INCHES! (I've no idea whether that's big or not, but meh)
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)
According to Wikipedia the Common Raven (largest of the corvids, with the possible exception of the African Thick-billed Raven)
Has a wingspan of between 45 and 51 inches when fully grown.

Apologies for the lack of porn-related humour in that, but I found it interesting.

Will be sure to grope T's moobs. He won't think it anything out of the ordinary.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Jesus Christ. That's massive.
Though I've never seen one that big...

How did your decanting go, btw?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)
I read your post before Crow's
It was funnier without knowing what he had said.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)
A success.
And a remarkable feat of dexterity on my part. Normally it takes two of us to do it (partly just to provide conversation whilst you wait for the fluid to siphon), but I managed to do it myself, holding one end up the tube at a safe level in the bucket, holding the other in the recipient bottle. Then every so often having to move the tube to the next bottle, balance it precariously and put a top on the one I'd just filled.

Actually ended up decanting the very last batch just before I set off to Todmorden in fact. They're now "maturing" in the bathroom.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)
I'm particularly impressed you managed to do it with your limp wrists.
Well done :) Have you sampled it yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)
Not properly
Though in order to start the siphoning, I have to give the long tube a good, hard suck, so I got a mouthful of fluid from doing that. Tasted quite promising.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)
I'm glad you swallowed, rather than spitting it out.
What a waste otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)
I would hate to see it go to waste
Even if it did make my stomach feel a bit funny as it trickled down.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)
You'll get used to it, once you do it enough
Try not to gag too much, you'll damage the tube.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)
What did you brew this time?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)
The same stuff that Markthebrewer bravely tried last weekend
Though we bottled it a bit earlier this year, so it shouldn't be quite as dry.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)
It was nice
But too sour for my liking. We should share recipies.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)
I concur. I was really impressed with Mark's elderberry-and-runner-bean creation
I shall look up the recipe for our one in our lab book at some point. It's stupidly easy to make, though it might not be alcoholic enough for his liking!
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)
Yep, he likes it strong
The quince one is very, very good.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:20, Reply)
Gosh! your the same age as my youngest sister : /

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)
I'm not quite twenty!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)
Gosh! your younger than my youngest sister.
She'll be 21 in Febraury.


AND YOU'VE HAD YOUR HEAD NEAR MY BOOBS!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Fantastic boobs they were too.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)
*kicks self again*

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
did you miss out on the boob nuzzling?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
It tends to be a girl on girl thing at these bashes.
The guys are too shy.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
Once I'm married I reckon I'm allowed to do that
since I'm already committed in the relationship and stuff
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
Of course.
Once you're married you have carte blance to fondle, grope and squeeze all B3tan ladies whenever the mood takes you.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
It's even dafter than that
Lampito asked me to give Blousie's well-reputed norks a good grope by way of saying "Hi" from her. So I had, in writing, a request to jiggle Blousies magnificent mammaries which would prove I wasn't just doing it for my own benefit.

And I forgot.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
Yours was the first face I saw when I came down on Saturday from being ill all day.
It would have been a lovely greeting.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
Clearly I'm going to have to get used to the etiquette of these things
I was always bought up to believe it was a bit off to introduce yourself to a lady you've never met, who's been sleeping off an ailment all day, by boldly blundering into her bountiful bosom.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
dumbass.
Jeez, what are you, gay?!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
He does have very limp wrists

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
I have no sympathy for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
I'm trying to remember who I was putting it to in 1990
Your mum's name isn't Sarah, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)
My mum's name is fairly unusual
and I'm the spit of my dad, so I think I'm legit.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)
phew

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)
Maybe you were adopted from a single mother
and your dad got around a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Is your dad Christopher Biggins?
Sorry.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)
:( :( :( :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)
You can't throw something like that out there
and expect me not to swing at it.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)
I say I look like a member of my family and you call me ugly?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)
Biggins is LUSCIOUS, dahling.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
dig up, stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
I've been told I look like a naked mole rat enough times
that I'm just going to run with it.

run burrow
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
hahahahahah
so you've basically been called a dickface?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
That too.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Still not happy.
I know I'm no stunner but don't rub it in my Merrick-featured face.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
Aw pet, forum banter etc etc.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
I'll punch you in the face next time I see you
As you might be able to remember, I came good on my promise to punch Chompy in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
Aw crap. Don't hurt me, I'll be good, I promise.
Can I redeem myself with this brilliant news story that Clendrix just gazzed me?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
What a cock

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
I like the way you look
it's like a burlesque dancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
Stripping for fat posh girls :D

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
Exactly
Someone said that my one of my pole groups is fat and looks like they have 3 cheeseburgers before every session, which I've taken offence to. The girl who said it has a personal vendetta against one my pole girls, but still. Bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Fucking hell part 2
I first started putting things into things in 1990.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
Yes.
Yes I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)
I only feel my age with hangovers.
Other than that I feel fitter than I ever have.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:58, Reply)
I am
when I refer to people like Lampito and Applebite as being 'my age' when they're really not.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)
I feel older than my age
My train home last night was held up outside Vauxhaull so I didn't get home until quite late. And as a result I've just fallen asleep at my desk.

This is not helped by the fact that this year I've taught students who were born after the '80s had finished.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Oh, that's so funny
I've never fallen asleep at work, never had a hangover either
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)
I thought I was doing quite well this week
Back from a week off, and relatively alert. And then I woke up.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)
Poor Crowsephine
you need someone to keep you alert all the time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Unfortunately
Coffee doesn't have quite the same effect it used to. (Which makes me feel even older...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
you just need to up the dose
I'm the same age as you and I rely on coffee entirely to get through the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
I hate coffee
So when I'm very tired, I get a bit mug, put a tea spoon of coffee on it, fill it up with milk, add 6-10 teaspoons of sugar and heat it up. It keeps me awake all day long.

Mind you, it might be the sugar.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
that sounds foul!!
But yeah I would think it's the 10 teaspoons of sugar, you might as well not bother with the coffee!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
Yeah,
But I don't like sugar on my milk, so I'd need to add something bitter anyway.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
I'm sure Starbucks served me something like that once
and tried to tell me it was coffee.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
I like the white mocachino
with extra cinnamon and sugar.

It's all the food I should eat per day.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
I normally just ask for an espresso and have done with it.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Puaj!
That's disgusting stuff. How can anyone enjoy coffee?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
I don't really
The occasional espresso or Turkish coffee for me. Or tea. Lovely tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)
I can do with a bit of tea
Basicaly, I dip the tea bag on hot water and take it out inmediately. No milk no sugar, thanks.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
I've drifted off in meetings from time to time
spot the guy who suddenly jerks upright and goes "Whuh... Huh?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)
Oh yes, been there my friend

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)
I only fall asleep involuntarily
when I'm travelling. When I'm on the passenger sit on the car I try to stay awake but it's so hard.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)
There is more chance of Al swanning in right now
and congratulating me on being an erudite, dashing, handsome fellow whom it's his privelige to know, than there is of me completing a car journey without falling asleep.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)
remind me never to get in your car.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)
I no longer own a car
Although I probably should have specified that it's only as a passenger that I've ever fallen asleep in a car!

Apart from that one time when I was 18, but I woke up in time to avoid the lamppost
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Lucky us!
But I'm the same. I feel really bad, it's very bad manners to fall asleep when someone else is driving.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)
I once had to drive from Zebrugge to Blackburn to get back home in time for work
in one sitting. I didn't fall asleep once. When I did get home though I opened the car door and 38 empty cans of red bull fell out.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
Since you're leaving I just wanted to say what an erudite, dashing, handsome fellow you are
and what a privilege it's been to know you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Printing that out
and throwing it back in your face if my new work's internet security is shithouse

Also: cheers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)
aww
that's so moving *wipes away tear*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
If by "age" you mean "penis"
then no.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)
I'm still basking in the glow of Kristine saying last night that she thought from my pics that I was 24
So no
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)
You'd look even younger if you put a bit of weight on ; p

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)
Bollocks would I
I'm in the best shape of my life right now - which just goes to show how ridiculously fucking unfit I was throughout my 20's - and I can tell you from experience and photographs that puppy fat is not a good look
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)
; (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
That is possiblty the oddest emoticon I've ever seen
Points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)
I've got a lazy eye.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)
That's so funny!

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
I proper lolled at that.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
I'm going to miss you giving points to everybody
Do you keep a list? How many points are "points"? Does the winner get something?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Plenty of people have asked me that
The number of points attributed for each action, the running total of points that each person has and what those points equate to are entirely arbitrary and based on what sort of mood I'm in and how attractive the recipient is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Most attractive people gets more points?
Or is it the other way round?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Obviously more attractive people get points
I'm a man. We're shallow. Sorry to ruin the magic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
I must have tons of points then

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
You've got plenty of points because you're lovely and being Spanish I ASSUME you're hot
but I actually have no bloody idea what you look like
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
You can see me on the pictures
and you can find me on facebook. I'm friends of a lot of people here. Just look for a Spanish name. I'm stroking a tiger on the picture.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
Your name doesn't look Spanish to me
though I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Really
It's very Spanish. It's the most important party day in Spain the 15th of August.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Oh I see what it;s short for
and yes, that is very very Spanish. And pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
It's grandma's name in Spain
Very catholic. It's not very pretty for us, I used to hate it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)
It's one of the most Catholic things ever.
It's prettier in Spanish than in English, and your contraction is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)
I like the contraction
But my parents used to get very upset when I use it because they said it was faulting to my name and not happy of being myself.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)
Although
Yes, it's true, the surname is from Catalonia, but it sounds German or Dutch.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
More help on the name would be awesome
I'm not that bright
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Look above
I'm sure you can find what we celebrate on the 15th of August. That's my name.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
Gotcha
Will friend you tomorrow morning, probably. Dancing in a show tonight
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
Enjoy and good luck
I should start going to dance lessons again. As soon as I settle up somewhere.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)
What dancing have you done before?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Salsa, salsa!
I'd love to learn tango, it's so powerful, but I think I'm too clumsy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)
Nah
I can Tango and I'm clumsy as fuck. Anyone can do any kind of dancing they like. It's all about practice. Unfortunately
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)
Oh, but properly danced tango
is so sexy! You can't be clumsy to do it well. And I need a good partner. Mark can dance, but he has the memory of a goldfish and can't remember the order of the steps, that's why we do salsa, because I can lead him when he forgets and it doesn't look too bad :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)
Salsa is much easier to pick up than Ballroom
I'm not as good at thinking on my feet, which is why I'm not so keen on Salsa. Plus, it's impossible to do it properly and look heterosexual
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)
Oh, no, that's not true
A guy dancing salsa properly is so sexy! So, so hot! Have you ever seen Chayanne?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)
Doesn't ring a bell

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)
You can pick up the stuff in jars in Sainsbury's...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)
Points?
You can dance it in Todmorden even before being drunk (I know the music wasn't salsa, but those were the steps, anyway)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)
make a big board
and tell us each week who the winner is.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
^this

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
I could provide you with a top 5 if you like
But it would basically be "DF's favourite B3tans" which is incredibly childish, even for me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
Well obviously I'm number 1, I don't care about the rest.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Do you mean based on how much I like you, compared to everyone else,
or how much I fancy you in the same context?

Bear in mind that I don't know what you look like either, but being a pole dancer doesn't hurt your score
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
bag her head
but the rest is alright
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)
I am a butter face

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)
I am a butter-body

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)
I dunno....
not all of it certainly
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:10, Reply)
Bollocks are you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:13, Reply)
I'm well fit.
I'll gaz you a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)
What do you mean by that?
I am the number 1, clearly.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)
I could put you both out of your misery
But someone might get embarrassed by my tragic pandering, and she already knows who she is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
Oh, I'm so upset with you now
:(
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Alright, which male B3tan would be your number 1?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Mmmm...
In which categories?

And markthebrewer is a b3tan, does he count?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)
Shaggability
and, for the purposes of this exercise, no
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)
Buf, that's difficult
You give points for being funny, and some extra for being a sexy woman. You want me only to choose someone I'd shag. I couldn't choose. I'd probably do all of you (apart from AA, who is too young)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Honestly, Abby, do you want the points or not?
Just say me. You don't have to mean it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)
But it'd be wrong
You should have said a lot more categories, like inteligent, funny, handsome, gentleman... and I'd have said you're the first in all of them.

But a shag? Just a shag? No, you're more than that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)
The first to be denied?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:03, Reply)
That might be the most flattering way anyone has ever told me I'm not shaggable
So, so many points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:14, Reply)
It's blatantly me!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)
You're too young, baby!
It'd feel wrong, you know? I could be your grandma!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)
Huh?
Oh, didn't notice the shaggability bit, I just meant favourite in general!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)
Oh, well
In that case, of course! You'd have even more points if you had come to Castlefield for any of the matches!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Sorry, I would
But my housemate has decided to barely get paid this month, so kicking him out is draining all my funds :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:03, Reply)
Sucks to be you mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)
I also think this means it is time to stop wearing your faded metal t-shirt,
unless you're a roadie.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)
UToL makes a good point
unless someone really fucking good played Monsters of Rock that year
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)
i went to see Queensryche
but I believe AC/DC and Motorhead played.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Fucking hell mate
You definitely don't want to advertise that. Apart from Motorhead
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Lemmy cannot sing,
I can't be the only person that's noticed that?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)
No, you're not
but it's not the point. Kurt Cobain couldn't sing either
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Kurt could sing, I'm not suggesting he was classically trained or owt
but christ Lemmy is just growling.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
True
But it goes with their bass-driven filthy sound. They'd sound crap, and considerably less distinctive, with an actual singer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)
that is true
it's part of their charm

at least he can growl in tune
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
Motorhead were my first gig

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Nice
Mine was Megadeth and Corrosion of Conformity. I lost my glasses
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Mine was Erasure

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Awesome
That is SO MUCH GAYER than mine!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
And yet no-one questions my sexual orientation
You try too hard ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
you bumder

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
*shakes fist*
(note the manly firm wrist)
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
you'll have to remove it
from that rent boy before you can shake it furiously.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
I am absolutely pissing myself here
and not just because someone else is getting called a bumder. Good work, ma'am
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
It's not a boy
that's just what I get Roota to wear
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)
Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine.
Oh yeah.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)
Such respect for them
for what they did to Phillip Schofield
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)
The Hives
-poses-
-freezes-
-plays in unison-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)
I love The Hives!!
When I first saw them they said "and here's another song from the album that you all will have bought" and "I dedicate this song to.....me!"

And they paused near the end of a song while the singer climbed up onto the drum stage, taking ages about it, just so he could jump off and they could all play the final chord. It was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
They're hilarious
Didn't buy their last album though. Second album (Your New Favourite Band) is awesome, Tyrannosaurus Hives has its moments but I just didn't fall in love with the new stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
I've only got YNFB
I haven't heard the rest, except for Tick Tick Boom which was ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Mine was Reef
with A and Feeder.

Reef were awesome. So good in fact that I never listened to their albums again.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)

+couldn't write a song
+couldn't play the guitar
+could use a shotgun though (fair dues)
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)
AC/DC and Metallica
91 would've been a good year to see Metallica
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Or Gn'R

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Only the mighty Queensryche
they actually put out an album called Operation: Mindcrime, jesus metal is so fucking ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
It's actually not that faded
I unearthed it recently while clearing out my drawers and wore it on a whim.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)
I feel just past 30

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)
Me too!
*high fives*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)
WOOT!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)
When I was thirty I felt like a twenty year old.
Now I feel like a twenty five year old.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)
The "you're only as old as the person you're feeling"
thing only works for sleazy men who've got younger girlfriends :P
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
...like you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Nah, I've got one of those older women from the previous decade

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
A fine vintage

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
like a stinky cheese.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Hahah mind out you!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Or sleazy women with younger boyfriends

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)
'fraid not. It's the rules.

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
My girlfriends 20
Muhahah
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
I have just turned 37
which I was fine with until my Father rang me to say happy birthday & then pointed out that I "was nearly 40". This scares me. Particularly as I haven't achieved most of things I had wanted to by now.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Well I'm a mere pup at 25
but surely that's the norm for people approaching 40. Cue mid-life crisis.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)
if it is a crisis
then it isn't my first and probably not my last
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
Yes, yes I fucking am.
*punches someone*



*breaks arthritic hand*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Ouch!
*scoops rotten teeth up from floor*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
May I say you are younger than I thought you'd be
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)
24
Buying a house is making me feel old.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)
I bought a house when I was 18.
I didn't go to uni though so it evens out.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)
OLDDDDD!
Just kidding. What was it like? Got any tips?

I'm enjoying buying the furniture.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)
buy expensive furniture when you can afford it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
I agree, my first chair was two milk crates wired together.
But I were 'appy, as tha' didn't cost me owt.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)
hahaha
I officelolled at that. I hope that's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Its true, but you may laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Woohoo!
Got a fair whack of my savings on that and at least 500 on a bed :)
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)
well worthwhile
my sofa was £700, my wardrobe and chest of drawers probably about £1200 and my mattress alone cost £800

all some of the best value things I've ever bought.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
It was fine
I'm so glad I did it now that my friends are struggling to get on the property ladder. It was a bit scary because I thought I'm 18, I shouldn't be allowed to own property. I didn't know what council tax was though, I got an angry red letter threatening court action before I rang my mum and asked about it. But I assume you're not that thick.

I loved buying the furniture, I spent about £300 in Ikea but my place looked amazing. And because all my friends lived at home, my place was party central.

My advice would be to overpay your mortgage, even by just a tenner a month at first. It seems like only a little thing, but it's really good in the long run, cuts thousands off the interest.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
Totally agree with you there
I'm doing that, trying to put a bit extra every month, and I've managed to reduce the term in 2 years after 2 years that I started paying.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)
the overpayment bit is sensible
I should have been doing it while I had my flat. can't do it now because the mortgage payments on my house are so fucking large.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)
My finantial advisor
gave me very good advice there, and told me to put my monthly payments 100-200£ less than what I could afford, and make overpayments, as they go straight to your capital, you don't pay interest with them, and you reduce your term massively.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)
Thanks :)
Council tax is definitely on the radar, my trip to Ikea is soon and thanks for the tip about the overpayments.

I was going to channel it back into the house but via savings and doing it up, but I think I'll just overpay by £100 each month!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)
you are ready, young master HimJim.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
it's worth doing the place up as well
but paying into the mortgage will be more rewarding than a savings account in the long run.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
I don't know if I'm feeling my age or not
My brain seems to function in the same way it did when I was 12. Still asking the same questions, still laughing at the same knob jokes. True, various bits don't work as well as they did, but I don't put that down to age, just abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)
things not working as well as they did?
*inserts knob joke*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
That's one bit that does work.
I hope CSI don't come along and shine a UV light near my home computer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
I'll file that under the "wish I didn't know" section

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Haha.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)
I feel older than I am
but am dismayed if people think I look older than I am
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)
Average guess-my-age tends to be 23
don't know whther to be pleased or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)
When I was 18/19 I was pleased if people thought I was 22
It swaps when you get into the third decade
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Well, most people think I'm 10 years younger than I am.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)
that's not so bad
people generally think I look younger- about twenty.

But one time I was in hospital with pnuemonia (for the third time that year) and was absolutely haggard, and a nurse guessed my age at 27. I think I might have cried a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
:(
That's awful. Both the pneumonia and the 27ness.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)
ouch, yeah
I'd guess you're 15. 16?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)
this balances it out
thank God. I'm going to pretend it's real
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)
Yeah, I'm going to pretend you're 15
Giggity.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)

There's rosalicious if you want to go for a genuine 15 year old
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)
srsly?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Nah
She's in her thirties (I think. I don't know her)
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)
Yeah, I know loads of 15 year olds with a figure like Amberl's
If you're going to have disgusting, illicit, paedophilic sex fantasies, at least keep them realistic, eh?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)
I grabbed a random woman
(my bed was in the corridor) and asked her what she thought my age was. And she said 25.

Thankfully I'm usually still IDd
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
I reckon you're about 19
*whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)
-narrows eyes-
Yeah yeah yeah "she has the same specs as me!"
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)
I guessed younger than that
21 I think. Which I suppose is still two years out. But you people are all so young I'm shocked that you're legally allowed out on the streets.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)
I think you said that because you knew I was at uni
I would have put you at Crow's age, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
oh you
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Everyone thinks Crow is 30+ :P

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
:'(
You can go off some people you know
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Ha. Sorry.
You do look Crow's genuine age, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)
:D
fanks
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)
how old is he?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Crow is only mid twenties isn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
I have no idea
I totally thought he was older than me
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
no one's older than you
grandad.

EDIT: Actually, instead of insulting you on here I think I'll gaz you and tell you you're too old and to fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
charming
where's the love?

also, most of the buggers on here are older than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
*raises hand creakily*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
I still don't know how old Crowsephine is

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
my age
if that helps
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
Crowsephine will be 25 at the end of the month.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
Giggity

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
Not
that end of the month...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
blimey
I had thought you definitely older than I

and had just merely assumed you were still a studenty bastard because you are one of those workshy types.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Well, I am a workshy type
Just at a sensible age to still be a student.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)
not that it affects anything, as I'm still basically the same as I have been for the last 5 years or so
but I honestly thought you were older.

isn't it weird how that sort of thing happens?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
My father imbued in me a healthy sense of cynicism
So I think even from an early age I've come across as some bitter old git with a chip on his shoulder. Even on my 18th I ended up talking to a couple of strangers who wished me a happy birthday and thought I was in my early 20s.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
you do also seem to have a keen sense of the ridiculous which is good at any age
out of interest, how old do I seem would you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I'm not going to try and explain my logic
but mid to late twenties. Somewhere around 28, 29, maybe?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)
you are correct
but then I have mentioned it at least twice today ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)
Yes, but that assumes I've been vaguely observant today

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)
it does
I had dismissed that as a possibility and just assumed that I seem to be about the age I actually am.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)
well
nothing wrong with that.

Most people think I'm older than I am, some think I'm quite a lot older but that might be because I'm a bit staid and boring
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)
I wouldn't say boring
you have an intellectual way of putting across your points though, which might lead to people thinking you are older, just because you are cleverer than them
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)
Cheers
that's nice to know
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)
no worries

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)
We've already established that you're substantially more mature than me,
even though I'm a decade older than you.

But that's not necessarily a reflection on you. I've got cheddar in my fridge that's more mature than me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)

in my fridge

...

you get the picture
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)
You, sir, are a blaggard and a nincompoop
Points for restraint and subtlety, though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)
No, not just points
How many, eh? You can't leave and don't say. You need to say who's the winner before you go go.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Also, please remember to wake me up.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
hahaha
sly
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
Not until September ends, dear
We don't like rushing in here.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Points
:-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)
:-P
You silly
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

ill ex
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)
Points!
I have to see you dancing before I can say that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)
If you saw me dancing you'd see Ms Foxtrot dancing too
and you'd be more interested in her
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)
That could be true
Or I could be interested in both of you... what do you think of that?

I'll wait until I've lost all the weight I have to lose, though, I don't want to look like a whale compared with her.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)
I've reached the age
where my hangovers have started to get so bad that it's almost not worth getting pissed. Almost...
(berk, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Please tell me that doesn't actually happen!
I don't want to live in a world where I can't drink all my problems away
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
it won't happen
I still haven't had a hangover in my life
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
*cracks knuckles*
Oh, Sonisphere is going to be FUN...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)
my dad doesn't get them either
so it must be genetic I reckon. And it's not because I drink white drinks, since I'm generally a whisky person
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)
I'm calling this a challenge
and given how much I have in common with Vipros, I'm sure he'll be happy to help
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
I'd love to say I'd help
but I'm not much of a drinker these days

gone are the days when I could drink a bottle of vodka neat without it touching the sides and it have no undesirable effects.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
genuinely
I've drunk myself almost senseless in the past and still woken up at eight the next morning and gone hunting for bacon

Edit: I should also point out that I don't drink just for the sake of drinking these days
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
still want to learn how to skin up?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
yes please
I am interested as to whether it will make me sleep better
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
I plan to watch intently
trying not to let on how much I need to advice myself after 13 years of smoking weed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
haha
it amazes me how bad some of my mates still are after many years.

but then with the guys I started smoking with and my mates at uni we would belittle each others spliffs so much that everyone had to become basically perfect at it.

I've lapsed slightly in the intervening years and have probably lost the ability to roll many of the novelty joints I used to be able to make, but the basic 3 are still something I take pride in being good at.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
I tried,
but I can never do the tucking in bit, my nails always get in the way and it just ends up really loose. Wiggy can do it in about 22 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
my speed depends on the gear
if it's pre-ground up then I can do it fast.

there are techniques that involve using the finger parallel to the joint that allow it to be tucked in without nails getting in the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
I can't do that bit, there's always an untucked bit where my two fingers meet
because of my nails.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)
My defence is
that everyone I know can roll. I've never really had to get good at it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
fair enough
that was my gf's excuse too, but I tried to teach her and it turns out her hands are too smooth to be able to roll it tight.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
Dude
I can't even be bothered to strikethrough, that last sentence is comedy gold as it stands
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)
I thought you might enjoy that one

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)
You know me too well

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)
from some of the recent conversations
and from what you posted up top about your teenage years etc. I think we are not far from being the same person.

obviously at some point you choose gayness and I didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)
And I can't grow a decent beard
apart from that, yeah. I assume you're suitably appalled
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)
as much as you are no doubt

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)
I am choosing to see the positives in this
Sonisphere should be fucking hilarious
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:15, Reply)
it certainly helps for me
plus, I just really like being stoned
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
Nah
I rarely get hangovers any more and I'm WELL old.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
it so does.
It takes until at least 8pm the next day to get over it. And Monday is shaky.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)
I'm 25
and this just about sums up my worst hangovers. In fact my productivity on Monday's is pretty much halved.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
I'm 25 too
we must have passed the top of the hill shaped graph of being able to handle hangovers
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
That's OK then
through years of alcohol abuse I thought I had the liver of a 50 year old. Unless you also have the liver of a 50 year old in which case we can join the transplant register together.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)
Jeez ! your only a youngster.
I was going out at thirty years old till four in the morning and going to work the next day.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
fuck that
I can't have more than a few beers and go to work the next day.

I had a bastard hangover last saturday and only had 4 pints, about the same number of bottles.

admittedly the countless spliffs and only about 3 hours sleep didn't help.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
It's odd
because I can drink up to about 8 pints and be absolutely fine, more than that and it's haggard to the max the following morning. The last 3 or 4 hardcore drinking sessions I've had have seen me weeping, trembling and useless the following morning and in one case, for two days afterwards. Whereas when I was 18 the same amount of alcohol would have had me feeling rough til roughly lunchtime, and I would have been in lectures too.
I'm becoming a lightweight as well as old and boring. /sigh
(berk, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)
Jeez....
For me that age was 21.

It still hasn't stopped me though and I'm almost as old as fucking Methuselah.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)
I'm not feeling it yet, but I have the fear.
I'm turning 30 on Saturday.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)
Noooooooooo! Wookie.
*sad face*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)
Why god why?
We had a deal!
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Did we?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)
I'm quoting from Friends

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
Is it wise to admit you do that?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
I'm not too comedy snobbish to admit that Friends
doesn't have its high-points
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Friends has plenty of high points
Throughout all ten series. TEN SERIES. Anyone who dismisses it for whatever Heat magazine related reason is silly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
how can you be blase about Supernatural
and yet positive about the Simpsons and Friends?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
I liked Supernatural, but I've still only seen the first half of series 1
Also; I don't fancy Jensen Ackles as much as you

Oh, and The Simpsons is the best TV programme ever made
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
It'll be all good.
I hear 30 is when single women start getting properly desperate...
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Yeah, past 30 we'll agree to go out with any old flotsam

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Hey!

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
Oh hai!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
Hurrah!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
True!
And you'll qualify for women around my age.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)
ah
the grateful factor
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
*nods sagely*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
*winks*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
I do feel my age
I just know it's a young age, so I'm not really that bothered!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
You know I like you Mad Dog, and unlike Al or Bert I can't make the following statement without an explanation or apology
but in the context of the current conversation, you can fuck right off
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Tee hee
I enjoy being more than 10 years younger than you!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Did they not teach you maths in school?
You really should be able to remember basic subtraction better than I can
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)
My subtraction is fine
My memory is poor though...
Make that more than 9 years older
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
Your spelling's shithouse though

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)
Oops

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)
-and looking it.
Caught sight of myself in the bathroom mirror. Looked like I was wearing a belgian blind. *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)
Right, I'm off home in five minutes
And as previously established I don't know how long it'll be before I get regularly frequent B3ta. I'll dip in and out from time to time and will speak to you all again soon. Much love, DF xx
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:25, Reply)
Bye!
Have fun!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:27, Reply)

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