A British version of Danny De Vito (or any other short fat angry bloke)to play me.
Kate Winslett to play my gf.
Rosemary West to play my mother.
Prince Charles to play my father.
Roseanne Barr to play my sister.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 12:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That would be Bob Oskins then. Ya cant.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 2 Jul 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Or Phill Collins?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 2 Jul 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Best Hoskins quote:
"Most dictators were short, fat, middle-aged and hairless. Besides Danny Devito, there's only me to play them"
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I'd love to see Hoskins play the role of Fatcha

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 2 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

*professes ignorance*

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)

My imagination was running amok...
...with the whole Dictator / Hoskins thing and I imagined him delivering the "Lady's not for turning" speech in cockney twang.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)

I would pay money to see this.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:14, Reply)