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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I bloody well hope so
a colleague of mine brought in a shotgun shell today, for no apparent reason. I'm hoping this is a sign of things yet to come
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 12:42,
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latest was 16 years ago)
Can I call you "Wowbagger"?
I can see similarities...
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 2 Jul 2010, 12:52,
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It's alright, I googled it
that sounds like probably the most meaningful existence in history.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 12:57,
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I thought you'd approve
Backhanded compliments and all that.
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 2 Jul 2010, 12:57,
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I prefer all-out insults, mind
you festering dingo's arse
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 12:59,
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What is the "festering" tense?
The Dingo itself or just it's arse?
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:00,
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Just its arse
It has been recently knife-raped by a poorly trained butcher
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:03,
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Good, but quite as good as...
..."a wanker, a tosspot, a very tiny piece of turd"
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:10,
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