It's funny you should say that
Because, by contrast, I'm a fucking awful pianist*, it's like watching two anorexic tarantulas failing to have sex on top the keyboard, and yet my wrists are looser and slacker than Darth Foxtrot's ringpiece.

*_{I believe there's a strikethrough there}
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:14, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Seems you can go too far one way.
The best pianist I personally know is a limpwristed bumder extraordinaire, and the best bassist/drummer is a minge-slurping cockfearist.
Maybe homosexuality and musical talent is linked, and that's why you're so popular at the Blues Jamming-Dicks-Into-Each-Other.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I have been receiving favourable comments on my bass playing of late
And I'm absolutely convinced that it's a euphemism for my pert buttocks.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

bass-playing cock-sucking
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I don't know any good gay musicians
and I know a lot of musicians
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I'm Dorothy though, I guess they flock to me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

that is a good point

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Can they really flock
Or is it more like they form an orbital mincing pattern?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)

You tell me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I've never been around you
when multiplicitous bumders have been present.

I do, however, hypothesise that they will gravitate towards you due to your Force of Being Dorothy, and that they will also experience a perpendicular acceleration toward one another due to Mutual Inter-Bumdal Forces, pulling them into an eye-wateringly camp orbit.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)

It was implying you flocked to me, seeing as you're one of the multiple gay people I know
lolexplainingthejoke


I enjoy your edit. Very much.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)