Summer holidays over. Depressed?
That's me on my way back home after a liberating week in St Ives. Standard accomodation but with arguably the best view in St Ives and with the added bonus of a balcony. Many thanks to Vipros for the heads up.

It really was a lovely place, fruit scones with clotted cream were dangerously addictive, as was the body boarding. Great buzz out yesterday in the wind and pissing rain, bobbing about the surf like a hairy dolphin. I seemed to be the only person who didn't have a wetsuit, or, poofsuits as they should be called. It didn't really seem cold enough for one, but being the rugged, deep fried type, I didn't require one.

Should you be on a high when coming back from holiday, or depressed and maudlin. I am completely skint and will be for the next month, but at least I have next week off as well, which is a pleasant thought.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:00, 152 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I guess you're supposed to feel refreshed and energised
but in practice you've got to work extra hard to make up for all the shit you missed and what people fucked up in your absence.

I have 4 weeks of work then that's it. Open ended life - really haven't got a clue what to do but a good couple of weeks holiday to purge me of this job is required.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I'm so bored by Off Topic right now
that I think I might actually kill myself for kicks
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Passes blunt knife.
Wipes tear.
Goodbye cunt.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Not quite a haiku

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Heehee
Close enough though
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Get a nearby cunt to video your hilarious demise and upload it to an internet.
Otherwise your pointless existence truly will be a waste of time.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Hilarious?
Now you've got me thinking that I'll need to set up an elaborate system of pulleys and axes to bring about my own death.

I don't need another cunt, that's what webcams were invented for
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Make sure you get some cheesewire in there.
Can't go wrong with a bit of cheesewire.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

and one of those things for slicing garlic on my nuts

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Do you mean the things for slicing hard-boiled eggs?
Or a garlic masher? You could have one of each.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Well, all the gasping, flailing and incontinence would be hilarity enough.
Don't tease us all now, mtfu and get on with it.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)

You...
...really are Bowerick Wowbagger.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I like the comparison, even though I don't really know much about him

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

the sea is about as warm as it gets at the moment
those people are fucking pansies. I only wear a wetsuit to surf at this time of year because you're in for 2 or 3 hours and it tends to hurt if you don't wear one.

glad you liked the place. The accomodation isn't anything special, but you can't beat that view.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Wear a rash shirt intead
problem solved
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)

it's not the rubbing, but the impacts
that said, next time I go, as long as the sun is out I'm going to go with rash vest and boardies. the less neoprene you wear, the better you surf in my experience.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

and the less you look like a gaylord 'expert'
EDIT when I say 'you' I obviously don't mean you personally - no outfit change on earth could stop you from looking like the rapacious cock-gobbler you are.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:22, Reply)

for most of the year wetsuits are essential for surfing
in a way that gay lycra isn't for cycling.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I know you're right,
but I felt compelled to be rude to you. Sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

why on earth are you apologising you massive queer?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I'm not really sorry.
It was a trap.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

"their tastebuds cannot repel flavour of that magnitude!"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Don't fucking start
did you get your shit bike fixed?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)

need a new wheel cos the bearing was fucked
there are some reasonably cheap options so going to cost about £25 for that. going to get some more sensible tyres, get it properly serviced and new brakepads etc. so it's actually going to be much more pleasant to ride than before.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Oh good
I did think £50 for a basic wheel was a bit steep. You'll be amazed the difference slicks make.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

my old tyres are about as knobbly as they get so anything will be an improvement
I've gone for semi-slicks because I do ride places other than the road occasionally.

thanks for the advice though, it helped to get me motivated to actually do it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I looked around for places that offered a better view
but could see none, top find my good man. I ended up just hiring a body board for a few days, only a fiver for 24hrs. I know what you mean about 'sore', I was in for about 2 hours and my ballbag contracted so completely, it began to bleed.

Although that could be the cancer.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

it's thanks to the other half's parents really
they know the owner somehow and have been going there for some time.

I'm not sure how I'll feel going there again knowing that you've slept there though

*shudder*

did you eat in any of the good places?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Ha, cancer and Scottishness aren't contagious, i dont think
We stayed in Flat 4...so you would be safe in on of the other flats.

We were SO skint that we didn't eat out much at all. Rajpoot for the smallest portion of chicken pakora ever offered up in the history of Indian restaurants. 3 snidey goujons worth, it was like Tapas for anorexics. Then we tried The Loft, which was decent, if a bit pricey. Bought a fair few pasties and about 15 scones from a small bakery at the bottom of the hill. It had 2 entrances and was really rather lovely.

Being skint on holiday is like sex with a durex on. You are doing it, but you don't get the full enjoyment.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Trying to remember which indian I ate from
because it was very good.

not familiar with the loft. where is that?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I used to be depressed but now I get a bit excited to get back to work.
I find holidays boring. I went to the beach for 5 days last year with a load of mates, yeah it was fun at night but during the day it was boring all they did was lay on the beach. No games or sight seeing. The most excitement I got during the day there was a jellyfish sting.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Did you not stare at the hot men on the beach
and subtly rub one out?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Beach holidays are fucking shit.
I've been on about three, and whilst the inactivity and reading can be pleasant for a bit, on the whole I find them indescribably tedious - and rather insulting to the place you are holidaying in.

Spain (for example) has some fucking incredible things to see, but they cannot be found in Puerto fucking Banus, possibly the most vulgar place I have ever visited, bar Upminster.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

can't spell Banus without anus....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

How was Cyprus?
You unflinching man-toucher.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

It was superb, thank you.
Saw some cracking ancient ruins, and some rather less cracking litter everywhere - including blowing around the ancient ruins, the grubby cunts.

Great, great time with daughter - and now almost supernaturally depressed to be back to the 3-hours-a-week contact.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Hello sir
Glad to hear you had a good time.

You hate your job - and therefore the idea of returning to it makes you glum. Also, when you've been having a great time, but now you're not, the contrast is felt extra-keenly, I have found.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)

it's like a comedown
it's shit. I get it after having an extra good weekend.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

^This
I had a proper downer when everyone left last week.
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

There's an easy answer
get a better, more fulfilling job. Mine's great!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I can't leave.
I work for my step-dad.
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

F West & Sons, builder

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

That doesn't mean you can't leave
it just means you might have to hang around until he passes his mortal coil. Which is a process that can easily be sped up.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:21, Reply)

He's going to outlive all of us.
He's only ten years older than me.
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Another easy answer
is to have another bash :)
(berk, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

I am next year.
Get baking : )
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Am I welcome?
I'll behave.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:22, Reply)

No you won't.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

What, worried I'll try and kiss you again?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I think I've demostrated that I can successfully fend you off with charm and aplomb,
even when spectacularly battered.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)

You were more successful than poor Rapey.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Pffft, he wasn't trying.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Behave?
Pfft. I hear it's much more fun if you don't...
(berk, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

That is true. I'll stick to my limits and try not to vomit
and be badly behaved.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Of course.
But I'd rather you didn't behave. *grin*
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

:D
Repeat of November plz, though with less of the hangovers and waking up in strange places...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I'd still like three handsome guys guiding me to my bed though.

( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I'm going to make Applebite laugh so hard she almost cries...again
I'm proud I wasn't sick.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Good day Sir.
yes, my job is horrendous, but at least I have the sweet relief of death to look forward to. I think I need a heavy session to counter my mild depression. Never fails.

And yeah, litter on holiday, or anywhere for that matter is a total bugbear with me. Lazy cunts.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I'm meant to be on holiday right now in Marrakech.
But I missed my flight. Sad times :(
( wanderlust, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:22, Reply)

That is fucking terrible.
Morocco is a truly fabulous place to take a holiday in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

depends where you go
some mates have been had thoroughly shitty experiences there
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Of course
you can hardly move for foreigners over there - that was my main problem with the place. If they could sort that out, it'd be paradise.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:32, Reply)

the main issue my mates had was that at the villages they went to the locals just seemed to have no respect for where they live
they'd just dump rubbish and filth over a wall for the stray dogs and goats to eat and shit everywhere, and then when it rained it'd all get washed through the streets and into the sea.

3 of them were ill after surfing over there because of all the shit that got washed into the sea.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I just pottered about
ripped to the tits on weapons-grade hashish and (the surprisingly good) local wines, and dined nightly at the hotel where Jimi Hendrix used to stay, sat beneath huge prints of the chap.

Wasn't ill once. There's a moral to this story: don't do sports, they're gay.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)

that sounds like a fucking great holiday
most sports are gay. surfing is the fucking business though. it's the one thing I love as much as playing guitar and getting caned.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

My father agrees with you.
I actually I do like the idea of it. Ever seen 'Chairmen of the Board'? Death in Vegas once performed a live soundtrack to it in the Barbican, all totally synchronised to the footage that was on the big screen. It was amazing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I haven't seen it
I'll try and remember to check it out
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I tried half-heartedly to find it on DVD once, but failed miserably.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

story of your life

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I think the bastards live there.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Those little fuckers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I mean, really, what happened to the days when you could travel across the world
and be confident in the knowledge that a Decent and Civlised British Colony had been there well in advance to enslave those Dirty Foreign Types and teach the uncivilised bastards how to make a decent cup of tea and the right hour in the afternoon to serve the same with cucumber sandwiches?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I blame the Rhodesians.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:43, Reply)

This would never have happened if we hadn't let them call it "Zimbabwe"
and go back to talking in their funny bongo-bongo language. I bet half of the grubby toerags can't even use a fucking subjunctive these days.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:45, Reply)

The fiends.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Do YOU use the subjunctive?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I would, if I were in a situation that required it.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

That makes me dislike you a little less.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)

He's tried to give up,
but the poor boy is hooked, he can't stop 'using'.

CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE??
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

We'll try and ween him off.
Hope he doesn't get started on the gerunds.
Oh dear. The subjunctive is such a gateway drug...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Never in all my my life
have I 'weened' a man 'off', and I do not intend to start now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Then woe!
Who will be left to help this limp-wristed bum-plunderer?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)

2nd genuine 'LOL' of the day from your work, good sir.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

He made me almost cry with laughter while describing my friend's minge.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)

You need help hon?
What can Auntie Blouse do? I have strong wrists and a fondness for the gays.
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Any good at "weening men off"?
Either way I'm looking forward to encountering some wrist action that's at least structurally sound.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I'm a cracker at turning men off. *grins*

( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I'm sure I'd disagree quite strongly
If I hadn't been such a forgetful woofta and managed to go for a welcoming nork-nuzzle
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:11, Reply)

I'm starting to miss Darth.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I know
He's barely been gone 24 hours and I NEED SOMEONE TO ABUSE FOR THEIR BUMDERISH WAYS.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Then for heaven's sake concentrate on your aim.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)

"ReturnofficeLOL" right there sir, nice one

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Will you two get a room.

( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Can I watch?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)

It won't be very exciting
We'll mostly sit around drinking endless cups of tea and discussing the glory of the empire before retiring to the verandah to light our pipes and discuss matters of business and finance and the dowry that will exchange hands when I wed my sister off to Monty.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I'll spike the tea with aphrodisiacs
and the pipes with viagra.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Is Viagra still effective if smoked?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

You and Monty must let me know.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)

"I say, Carruthers, something's awry with this tobacco.
As you can see, we both appear to be tenting quite furiously."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Egad sir,
It's as if you can see into the future!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Don't forget the copious amount of bumming.

( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I have to go into a meeting now.
Can I leave you to deal with these halfwits?


Thanks awfully, old bean.

Pip pip!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

:(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I'm joking.




(I'm really going to the bank)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Tally ho, old chap.
Right then: Halfwits!
*claps hands sharply*
Isn't it about time some tea was being prepared? I'll be busy bumming the slaveboy in the drawing room but call for me when it's ready.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:08, Reply)

It might amuse you that one of the problems with my piano playing is
that I keep my wrists too tense. You need loose wrists to play really well.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)

It's funny you should say that
Because, by contrast, I'm a fucking awful pianist*, it's like watching two anorexic tarantulas failing to have sex on top the keyboard, and yet my wrists are looser and slacker than Darth Foxtrot's ringpiece.

*_{I believe there's a strikethrough there}
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Seems you can go too far one way.
The best pianist I personally know is a limpwristed bumder extraordinaire, and the best bassist/drummer is a minge-slurping cockfearist.
Maybe homosexuality and musical talent is linked, and that's why you're so popular at the Blues Jamming-Dicks-Into-Each-Other.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I have been receiving favourable comments on my bass playing of late
And I'm absolutely convinced that it's a euphemism for my pert buttocks.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

bass-playing cock-sucking
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I don't know any good gay musicians
and I know a lot of musicians
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I'm Dorothy though, I guess they flock to me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

that is a good point

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Can they really flock
Or is it more like they form an orbital mincing pattern?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)

You tell me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I've never been around you
when multiplicitous bumders have been present.

I do, however, hypothesise that they will gravitate towards you due to your Force of Being Dorothy, and that they will also experience a perpendicular acceleration toward one another due to Mutual Inter-Bumdal Forces, pulling them into an eye-wateringly camp orbit.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)

It was implying you flocked to me, seeing as you're one of the multiple gay people I know
lolexplainingthejoke


I enjoy your edit. Very much.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I'll be filming it so no worries.
I see it being very Jarmenesque.
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Bloody cars breaking down.
Oh well, we came home, had a cup of tea and booked a flight to the cheapest place we could that leaves today.
Croatia it is then.
( wanderlust, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Croatia's quite nice
Not quite as exotic as I imagine Morocco to be.

But look at it this way: you can't spell Croatia without "Cro(w)." _{That probably doesn't help, does it?}
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:34, Reply)

nice beaches in Croatia

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Go to the islands
they are pretty and the red wine is nice.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Does your holiday insurance not cover missed departures
due to vehicle breakdown?

If so, you should be able to get on the next flight to Marrakech and claim it back.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:43, Reply)

what did you do that for?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Shit it Lusty, what happened?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Oh no :(
Yeah but you'll have a better time in Croatia.
I heard something about that Morocco recently...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Yes, I've heard there are darkies there.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:43, Reply)

No man, worse than that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)

*thinks*
*furrows brow*

...lots of darkies?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Sometimes 'I like this' seems woefully inadequate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Not just forrins then? Darky forrins?
*Shakes head and reties knotted hanky*
Goes back to The Mail.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Smelly, dishonest ones, I'll wager.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Nope

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

There are, you know, I have seen them
WITH MY OWN EYES.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Beady rapist eyes with a penchant for poofsex.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I'm off to Kos in nearly 5 weeks for two whole weeks with two smashing B3tans.
It's going to be fucking awesome. I've never been to any Greek islands before and I've never been on holiday with a B3tan before.

Double whammy!
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Will you be eating lots of lettuce?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Probably.
With olives, feta and cucumber.
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Lettuce hope so!!1111!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

*groans*

( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

You love it, you little gem.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Are you going to Cos?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Careful of icebergs, god knows what's going on with all this climate change

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)

LOL
(-lo rosso)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I saw that you bastard.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

It was so funny, I thought it merited posting twice.
Then I thought that might be seen as unsportsmanlike.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)

That's a bit lame Monty.
We know you don't like sports.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:08, Reply)

You are Joey Deacon AICMFP.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)

I was just about to delete it, after I read the whole post.
*belms*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Jamaica?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)

no, of her own accord

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)