when i go surfing we drive past a farm with a load of alpacas
every time we go past my brother informs me that a pregnant alpaca is worth somewhere in the region of £13k. I don't know how he knows this. Nor do I want to.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

13k?
Duly noted.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Please don't try to impregnate a llama. Please.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Oh, but just imagine the hellish hybrid of camelid and corvid!
Half llama, half carrion crow.

That would simultaneously be amazing and fucking terrifying.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Where's Labs and his paintmash skills?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Llama rustling
It's clearly the way forward - £13k must be way more than a pregnant sheep.
(berk, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Llamas and alpacas
are both excellent guard animals.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

And god knows I need protection out on the mean streets of
...erm...Wimbledon.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

They spit too
Just like camels.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)