Morning
Nothing particularly awesome at the weekend for me.

If I won the lottery, I'd go and wave the cheque (or a copy of it, after I'd cashed the real one) under the noses of HR. Then laugh at them.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 8:21, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If I'd won it just before Christmas,
I'd have bought my company purely to then sack someone. As it stands, they've gone, so I'd be polite and courteous and give constructive feedback in my exit interview ("Moral is so bad that I meticulously planned an extravagant suicide in the office, the one aim being to maximise the personal distress of my superiors").
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 8:27, Reply)

You could go and get one of those huge charity cheques and walk around with that.
Or twat people over the head with it. All accidental like.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 8:42, Reply)

Now there's an idea
So, just on the 14 million - 1 chance that it happens, I think I'll get one of those cheques ready for the numbers to be written on!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Sorted,
Glad to be of service. If you want a faux photographer to follow you round taking naff pictures all day to record your good fortune, I'm your man.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 8:48, Reply)