I went to
a free festival in Coventry and got sunburnt on one side of my body. I look pretty damn silly this morning. I probably wouldn't quit my job if I won the lottery as I'm on a contract, but I probably wouldn't get another job after this one finishes, either.
(berk, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 8:54, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Which side?
Many years ago, my sister's friend fell asleep on the sun lounger on holiday, and ended up with a perfect tan line running down her body like a moulding seam.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Right side
serves me right for falling asleep really. A mate of mine once fell asleep on a sun lounger with a book on her stomach, leaving a lovely white square in an ocean of pink. I have to admit, I laughed quite a lot...
(berk, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Haha nice!
Ought to put sunbathers on some sort of rotating device, to even out their tan... Not sure I'd be up for spit-roasting some of the people I saw enjoying the sun this weekend though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 9:03, Reply)