where do you live?
if in or near London, there is loads you can do for free
Otherwise, long walks in thr country side with a nice picnic - you'll get a good tan/burn, and when you go back to work, everyone will go 'OMG, where did you go on holiday?' and you can go all smug 'oh, just here and there' and seem all cool and aloof and unattainable.
( ascorbate, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:03, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I live in the Midlands
AKA far away from anything fun
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)

well in that case
I have no idea. I have only ever driven through the midlands, and plan to keep it that way.
( ascorbate, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Unattainable
due to the scorching heat radiating from her glowing, lobstricated skin?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)