I would estimate that I've played one for about an hour in the last month
compared to 20 hours of electric guitar
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

So is that "Yes, I play an acoustic guitar"
The sort of guitar played by hippies, may I remind the jury?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I don't think you are going to convict on this basis

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)

As part of the jury
I think you are sorely mistaken
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

as if a jury would have you on it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

And I dare say you do not acknowledge the jurisdiction of this court.
However we take it you do play an acoustic guitar, and would probably like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.
Was that a 'peace' sign you just made - no matter. Take him down, warden.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)