If I laid a cleveland steamer on your chest you'd know about it Bert.
I am not spiteful, I just don't like you very much. I tried to be your friend when you came back and even suggested meeting up to see if we'd get along in real life. Sure I even flirted with you - no doubt you'd call it hounding since you're afraid of human contact and the mere mention of sex with a woman. However you couldn't help yourself and seemed to take pleasure in taking the piss in the one way that would hurt me. You knew what you were doing and you still did it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

No, I didn't
to me it seemed like an innocuous comment. If I had intended to hurt you I would have said that I wanted to rape your mother on your father's grave.

'is your mum still single?' doesn't even come close
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Saying something stupid that has the potential to cause upset, then apologising for it, then saying something else that's guaranteed to cause upset. That's not so innocuous is it?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I said the second thing before apologising
the first thing wasn't even remotely worth getting upset about.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

http://b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post749601#post749608
You're that shit that you can't remember what you apologise for now?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Haha!
I'm fucking brilliant. You have no idea how much that jsut made me laugh
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)