Dagenham Motors - Fucking shitcunts
This morning I took my van down to be looked at as it had conked out last week. I told the person on the phone what the issue was last friday, I told the guy again this morning when I booked it in and I had booked a "While you wait" appointment.

After 1.5 hours I asked what was going on only to be told they hadn't even looked at it yet and that actually, they didn't usually do while you wait appointments for engine problems.

I was, unsurprisingly, particularly pissed off.

Tell me when you have been let down by a company and what you did about it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:06, 169 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I would've taken the van elsewhere, they're clearly wankers

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)

NEAR THE TOP
Are you lot really all fucking each other and then falling out about it?

No wonder Chompy's been trying to get accepted by you lot for ages.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)

What's needed is Vengeance

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:13, Reply)

d'Accord

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Oui

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I was told this week that I had a new job and that my college commitments wouldn't be a problem.
I then found out that they actually want someone to work 5 days a week instead of 4 and am now out of a job.

What did I do about it? I whinged about it online and ate bonbons.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Sorry to hear about your ....
....What? Bonbons! I haven't had one of them in years!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

MINE, fuck off please.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Bonbonbonbons
And hiya.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Ello love

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:35, Reply)

She just wants to get her mitts on yer bonbons.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:35, Reply)

She can plump my bonbons anytime she likes

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

By the way...
...are your bonbons yellow or pink?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I hope they're milky white
*plumping hands ready*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Rudes!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)

There was a job I wanted to apply for, it was advertised for the grand total of 10 hours.
So I missed my chance, I moaned to the guy sat next to me a bit.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I once asked for a chocolate milkshake at McDonalds
and they gave me a vanilla one by mistake.

I was so angry that I ranted about it on an internet messageboard for three whole paragraphs like a pissy little bitch.
That showed them.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I think you should have subjected them to a campaign of personal abuse based upon the only personal thing that you know about them.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)

If they had attempted to attack me first, I absolutely would have
I give it ten years til your mrs sucks off her boss, five if she gets fat after having kids
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Oh Bertie, I haven't even done the final reveal yet.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Go for it Becks, why do you think I've been on your case all this time?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Unlike you, I'm able to keep promises about keeping stuff offline that doesn't concern others.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Name one thing I brought up online
Name one, go on, please?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

http://b3ta.com/talk/6872513

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Again, you're showing your stupidity here
I didn't bring you up, somebody else did, and I didn't bring up that I'd drunkenly slipped you one in the first place either, you did.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Being that I didn't participate in that thread, I think that's a little hard to see. How many bashes have you been to and how many have you pulled at
How many times have you brought it up despite me asking you to stop being a shitcunt and just leave it?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I went to two
and I was originally referring to me motorboating TGB and CHCB pulling Sexface, as it was his thread.

As much as I enjoy arguing with you, somebody else brought you up, not me, so back off you demented harridan.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

As you're so intent to think that it's always about you
perhaps you should take a lesson from your own personal experience, shagging drunk men from the internet may yield negative results
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

My bit of white-knighting for the day
will consist of pointing out that someone else bringing something up does not absolve you of responsibility if you then decide to participate.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

The hell it doesn't
she attacked me, and has done so repeatedly. How I choose to defend myself is entirely up to me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)

*shrug*
It may be that she's concealing her attacks particularly well, or it may be that you're the toddler who responds to a poke in the arm by hitting someone over the head with a plastic bucket. Who knows?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Nope, clearly I'm a psycho and shouldn't be allowed out in public in case I rape fellows from the internet who have previously been moral members of the community
See you tonight :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)

RIBS!
*excites*

I shall make sure I'm wearing my rape-proof pants.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Hurrah and good choice my friend :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Since it's not clear from that thread who you were referring to, it's easy to see that you were having yet another dig at me.
Yes it can yield negative results, but many positives too.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)

See, same thing happened the other day
I amde a post that I knew you would take the wrong way, even though it wasn't directed at you, so I added a disclaimer and the mongtards still got their backs up.

I'm not going to stop posting just because you're a neurotic psycho
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)

This whole sub thread is going to confuse my vanity searches.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)

too much mention of the word rape?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)

shut it you fucking hippy.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)

you're the hippy
which it makes it worse for your victims, because they are unable to get the stink of patchouli and body odour from their nostrils.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)

jokes about rape used to be discouraged on here.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)

when was that?
I think that the you=rapist thing actually stopped being funny halfway through me typing the post above
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)

No, that was just your post.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I don't think so
it seems to me that the whole thing had limited mileage.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:55, Reply)

You weren't there, man.
YOU WEREN'T THERE.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Look Bert
we get it, you put your willy in a girl. But that girl is now asking you to stop bringing it up on the internet as it's a bit out of order.

I don't understand which bit of that you have such trouble understanding. You did seem like a reasonably intelligent person when I met you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)

IT's because your friend is unhinged
she has a whole other side that I doubt that you will ever see, Al
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:58, Reply)

But you were happy to carry it on. What a guy you are Bert. Seriously, your daughter's lucky to have a man like you in her life.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:58, Reply)

...and we're all lucky that you will never reproduce
although those strong shoulders and that jaw line would look suitable on a boy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)

I'm glad that I can't reproduce. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I actually had no idea that you are infertile
I was merely making a reference to the fact that you're repulsive
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Thanks for that. I can't wait to see how your next child turns out.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I won't be having any more
but once you and I are married, maybe we could give in vitero fertilisation a go?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I forgot, you've sworn off women and young boys now.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I've started seeing someone actually, and she's quite lovely



also, 'waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Oh bless, did you meet her online?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I sure did
now tell us how many online internerds you've boinked in say, the last six months, hmmm?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Oh man, you wanna be careful meeting girls online, they're neurotic psychos and they're all fat too.
A reliable source told me.

Me? One
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Not this one
she's awfully cute and sweet and jsut lovely.

Her nan (who was like a mother to her) passed away recently, so I'm having to button it for a bit
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Well that's a pleasant thing to bring up too isn't it.
I'm astounded at how immature you come across on the internet, I had assumed from meeting you that you were actually an adult, but I guess you can keep that sort of thing down for an hour or two.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I didn't know she was infertile
she made comments about my daughter, I made comments about her being too ugly to reproduce.

...or am I supposed to exempt certain people from insults as you choose?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

There is a pattern forming here.
Why does the world keep picking on Bert?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Because I'm fucking sexy. They're jealous
and they're waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahmongs
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

To be quite honest...
...to an outsider like me it would appear more to do with the fact that you are not a very nice person, and may indeed have some severe psychiatric issues.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Naaaah
You lot get half a story and make up your minds, somebody with full possession of the facts wouldn't be so clear cut
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Someone who is clearly unbiased like you then.
Someone who gets his kicks from saying how totally awesome his girlfriend is and then sleeping with someone he's just met from the internet

Someone who appears to have a vengeful motive in destroying the other - oh wait, that's both of us

Someone who believes he's of sound mind and not easily swayed by emotions.

Yeah that's totally you Bert.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I'm not getting emotional at all, Becks
and haven't online since my return.

I'm biased, but I try to look at things from other people's perspective, it's just the fact that it keeps happening with you makes me think that maybe you're in need of help a bit.

I really was too drunk to know what I was doing that night, you know that more than ever since you filled in a lot of the blanks for me recently
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)

So what's your excuse for the next morning? Still drunk?
What keeps happening with me pray tell? You keep flouncing and coming back and being a shitcunt? My father keeps dying? Nope just the once for that one. I keep asking you to stop being so shit and leave me alone online?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I left you alone, Becky
get over yourself, I don't care about you in the slightest and haven't been attacking you. Your mate al's been on my case and I retaliated, simple as that.

I was still drunk for most of the next working day. This was 2 years ago, Becky. I know I was the best you ever had, but please, let it go.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I love how you're still so fucking delusional
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)

We're totally meant to be together, Becks
Don't you think? Have you ever fucked somebody you really hate? I reckon it would be awesome
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Probably.
...but you do not seem to do yourself any favours.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I'm not going to back down this time
she's repeatedly pushed me off this board by fair means or foul, but this time I'm here to stay
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)

That's a fairly retarded question isn't it Bert
If she didn't want to bring it up online, she's hardly likely to post it here now is she?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

erm
I got sick of asking him to stop crowing about having sex with me, so took it as a given that he'd stop now. Clearly he's incapable.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I have never crowed or advertised
I alluded a couple of times, and you went completely spastic, so hell yes. If I want to bring up my business online, I will
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)

BECAUSE I'D ASKED YOU TO SHUT UP ABOUT IT WHICH YOU'RE INCAPABLE OF DOING SO.
Out of respect for someone, if someone asked me to shut up about something which they regretted then I'd do so. However you're that fucking aspergers that you're incapable of human emotion.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I'm perfectly capable
I just prefer not to use that particular asset when dealing with spiteful, vindictive, manipulative and downright evil people.

You asked me not to talk about it online one year before I made a couple of allusions to it, meant to be a nudge between the two of us, you spasticated, mentally inverted tart
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

A nudge between the two of us. Yeah. A nudge that showed that you were remembering cheating on your girlfriend with someone you'd just met.
Again, your daughter is so lucky to have you.

I'm downright evil? Christ it really doesn't take much to be vilified by you does it?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)

ditto, Becks
and it wasn't a reminder of that fact, it was meant to be a little wink to a girl that I almost considered my friend.

Just like last week when I made that inappropriate comment about your mum, there was no ill intention or upset meant by it, and I had the decency and maturity to apologise for it, but what did you do in retaliation?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I never called you evil. Just a shitcunt. World of difference there.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)

You have repeatedly tried shitting on me
in various ways, you are pure spite, Beckyjsbx
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:03, Reply)

If I laid a cleveland steamer on your chest you'd know about it Bert.
I am not spiteful, I just don't like you very much. I tried to be your friend when you came back and even suggested meeting up to see if we'd get along in real life. Sure I even flirted with you - no doubt you'd call it hounding since you're afraid of human contact and the mere mention of sex with a woman. However you couldn't help yourself and seemed to take pleasure in taking the piss in the one way that would hurt me. You knew what you were doing and you still did it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

No, I didn't
to me it seemed like an innocuous comment. If I had intended to hurt you I would have said that I wanted to rape your mother on your father's grave.

'is your mum still single?' doesn't even come close
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Saying something stupid that has the potential to cause upset, then apologising for it, then saying something else that's guaranteed to cause upset. That's not so innocuous is it?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I said the second thing before apologising
the first thing wasn't even remotely worth getting upset about.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

http://b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post749601#post749608
You're that shit that you can't remember what you apologise for now?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Haha!
I'm fucking brilliant. You have no idea how much that jsut made me laugh
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

To much detail.
If she poo'd on you, that's fine, that's fair enough. I'll be honest, I would be quite open to someone poo'ing on me, I'd give it a shot just the once, see if I like it. I'm fairly open minded, I wouldn't eat it or anything like that, or I might do, depends where the moment takes us. I suppose I'd rather do it in the bath the first time, so it's easy to clean afterwards, that'll be cool enough, it might be nice, I donno, ain't done it before. The people on the videos I see quite enjoy it, or at least, I think they do, they act like they do anyway.

But really, I don't want to know if beckybpaosjf went and poo'd on your chest while you smeared it all over yourself. Although, I'm just curious, did you do that after or before? I'm not sure of what way 'round you're supposed to do it. Seems a bit pointless doing it afterwards, as once I'm done, I'm done, I can't be arsed with doing anything much more, just a fag and bung on the hollyoaks, maybe a cuddle if I'm lucky. But not a poo'y cuddle.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I adore you Gonz

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

LET'S ELOPE !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)

So no ill intention, thats why when I called you out on it you apologiesd and then did it again just for a laugh. That's really fucking funny Bert.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I apologised after the second post
genuinely, wholeheartedly even. It wasn't a personal attack, or intended to upset you at all, seriously.

I wouldn't do that, even now I'm only really being out of order because your mate al has been dragging the same argument out for nearly two weeks
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)

You saw my reaction after the first post and then continued. A friend would not do that. A friend would not have written that malicious shit in the first place
I'm only dragging this out because I have nothing better to do right now.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
I've said my piece, end of story as far as I'm concerned. You were never my friend, you creeped me right out.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Awww I'm so sad about this. I guess we'll never be facebook friends again and I wont be able to see photos of your daughter and yearn for crotchfruit just like her.
A little part of me just died.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I was sad about that too
I hoped that we could talk like adults and resolve any differences between us, not get all dickish and un-friend each other from Facebook because it's so mean and hurtful and then start gazzing our mates to join in the fight.

I thought that was what 14 year olds do
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I've gazzed no one to join in the fight. Shows how many friends you've got that none of them responded to your gazzes though.
I said to you last week how about you leave me alone and I leave you alone. Granted I started it today, but that was in response to what you wrote about me yesterday. If you want, we can continue this long after everyone is sick and tired of it, or you could leave me alone and I can leave you alone.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I left you alone, Becks
it's your mate al who keeps it going.

Even gonz called a truce, but al is a petty, angry little man who should have more important things to worry about
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Al last posted about an hour ago. I think even he's gotten bored of this now.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Well, he may have stopped
but he certainly started it and kept it going, and I'm sure when he comes abck he will continue, despite his better judgement.

I've enjoyed this today, venting is so cathartic, don't you think?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Right, there is some serious assburgers goign on here....
Let's say you honestly make a refferance that you know someone doesn't like, someone who you were intermate with at some point. Let's say you genuinley didn't want to upset her over it and it was all an innocent joke turned wrong... and I've done that enough times my self, so I know it's not hard to do.

When you then make the same joke again a bit later, and then add a 'disclaimer', you've still done it. It's a bit like the "By entering this website, you wave all your human rights" things some websites have, the website owners can't then go and do stuff against their human rights all above board. In fact, it just points out that they're intention to do bad stuff.

Most people on here have their issues, I cirtainly know that I do. Some of them are public knowledge, that I've bought up myself, and those things I can expect a fair bit of schtick about. But there are other things here that people have learnt about me through private chatting, because I've opened up and trusted them... those things, I really wouldn't like someone bringing into the public or taking the piss off. _That_ is where everyone thinks you've been out of order on. Beckapsodkrpo's issues have never been bought up here by herself (as far as I know), and therefore when you go on about it, I think it's quite cuntish.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)

There was too much there to read
but I think I got your point.

I make inappropriate comments all of the time, recently none have been directed at Becky, but a few I knew could have been misconstrued.
I'm not going to self-censor for the sake of somebody that I don't like or respect
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

The comments you made yesterday were about me, since my name was mentioned.
Fucking raped me, she did
and she's had half a dozen more since
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex keeps clicking 'I like this' on the wrong posts, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:16, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
Just in case it slipped your mind.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)

by somebody else, silly

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Go back and read the rest of the thread. Nothing you said there could be considered to be inappropriate?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Nope
I come onto people's mums all the time

EDIT oh wait, different thread, too many arguments going on at once.
I was having a laugh, you know I never went down on you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post777434#answers-post-777466
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Not sure what you're trying to do here, virginboy

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Screw you, I've had sex THREE TIMES.
Two of them were with an actual lady, and one of them was even free!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)

3 for 2 offer?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Oh man, you can get those?
Have you got a link?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Well, you gotta admit, they were aimed at her in general, it wasn't exactly subtal.
But if you don't wanna censor yourself or anything like that, and wanna just blurt out whatever is in your head, that's fine, but you run the risk of people thinking you're a bit of a cunt. If you don't mind that, then all the better for you.

I think the bit that is getting to people is your pretence that you're being innocent when saying these comments. Sure, I've said some pretty shitty things myself, even yesterday I was having digs at B90385029, but I've never pretended that I wasn't.

I know it's a complete cliche, but be true to yourself, if you're gonna be a cunt to someone, admit it, it's the pretending that you're not that is all a bit not-quite-normal-cognative-functioning.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)

It really wasn't aimed at her
If I was going to attack her I'd do it directly

...and I really don't like it when you attack B69 for being a bit emo. You complain about personal stuff here too, give the guy a break, it's getting pretty sad.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)

See, this is the differance.
I admit I was being a cunt to him, and always have done. If pretty much anyone, aside from people I like* wrote what he did, I probably would have done the same. I'm not a fan of people who seek out sympathy and [not sure of the right word, but something like 'acknolidging of somehting I did to make me look so great'], and I call people up on that.

You do attack Beckypaosdhf personally, but pretend not too, and appear to be hurt when people think you do, which is where people are all a bit "=/" about.

* Like, as in, like, rather than aquaintances.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I don't and haven't attacked Becky or anyone
I mostly stick to the banter, and yeah, I say some inappropriate things sometimes, but it's their reactions that keep the fight going.

They should step away from the keyboard, take a deep breath and count to ten, then realise that being insulted by a stranger on the internet really shoudlnt' upset them that much.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Yeah', serious autisims going on here.
Becky was not a stranger to you, and you've used information against her that you gained through a personal relationship.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)

She has, more than once, and yet blames me for it
and then she whinges about it and gets her three mongeteers to white knight for her because she's too backward to stand up for herself
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

That thing about someone [can't remember who]'s sister and the aids thing was quite out of order.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)

He came after me, knowing that I'd made AIDs jokes before
he came after me repeatedly, knowing that the only ammunition I had against him was that one subject, and I only retaliated when I could, from my phone at work, not persistently as the rest of them were.

Which one of us is at fault? Sure, me. Definitely. I'm just glad he eventually had the sense to stop.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I donno, I only saw what you said, thought that you must be making it up because it's quite horrific and nobody would use that against someone....
... but then when you did, it was all a bit "=/".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)

before the whole thing blew up
I said that I'd like to meet her, I guarantee that she's an absolutely lovely person, far more so than I'll ever be.

If anybody takes anything I say personally on here, they're very silly indeed. There's no need to get worked up, folks, my words are not the end of the world.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)

the stuff you come out with is a lot more personal than most though
which is where the issue may lie.

personally I don't give a crap, as you found out when you said my mrs looks like a sue-pollard-horse, but as it is that much more personal than the crap that most of us spew it's hard to see it as lolbanter.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I use what i've got available
you're all make believe friends and know each other quite well, I don't, so when somebody comes after me I go for the jugular and let them run away crying.

I would still do your Mrs, though
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)

it's a difference in attitude
which is kind of summed up by your first line. I can't speak for everyone, but I'm sure most, like me, aren't here just to insult each other or score points, so don't see other people's vulnerabilities or issues as ammo.

don't blame you, she's hot.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I only see it as ammo when they're coming after me in a personal way
i.e. finding stuff from another website and repeatedly bringing it up, I wasn't saying those things to be malicious, but to stop the ribbing.
Up until that point, I'll say and take anything anyone says as banter
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I'd forgotten the dating site thing had been mentioned.
Don't know enough about the rest, so I'm keeping out of it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)

At a boy

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I made one mention of the site on here. The rest of it was other people. I'm not ashamed of belonging to a dating site as I said at the time.
Oh and it was sheer coincidence that I found your profile on fathers day. I'd done my grieving bit in the morning instead.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Coincidence
or you've already been through every other man that'll have you in a 70 mile radius?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Not yet, but I'm working on it. Very very slowly.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I'm pretty sure this is the most boring argument I've ever read on here.
you're all a bunch of wordy cunts.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)

this^
a thousand times
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)

all of it
or just my bit?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)

All of it,
I might just put them both on ignore until one of them kills the other.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I'll let you know if that's looking increasingly likely
so you can unignore them in time to see it actually happen.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I have no ill feeligs towards Becky
none at all, I gain sexual gratification from the arguing though.

Cor!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)

That's not a bad idea, you know. We can settle this by DEATHMATCH.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I wouldn't stand a chance

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I meant on, like, Quake.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)

She'd probably still win
I was ace in my youth, but don't do that so much any more
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I've never played. But I'm fairly sure I'd still win.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Oh in that case
I'd totally kick your arse.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Hah!
Like you'd ignore a girl on the internet.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)

No you wont. You love the dwama. Just not when its about you.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Before I was guessing.
You really are mental.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Don't you fucking start
you massive spastic cuntshittwat
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Doesn't work when you don't have anything personal...
...and can't 'go for the jugular' does it?
I am serious - you should really talk with your GP and get a referal.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)

It was banter, Doc
I'm sorry if it upset you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)

It didn't but thank you.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Nae bother, treacletits
but in a serious answer to your question, I've been in and out of counselling for two years, for totally self inflicted reasons, and Becky knows this, but as yet I am beyond help.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Good luck with it.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)

You sarcastic bastard
I'll have your eyes!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)

If your missus was a Su-Pollard-Horse
I would totally like to go for a ride.
Just saying...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Shall I get your jodhpurs, M'lady?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Thank you, Portland

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I realise it's hard to accept
especially since you're a failure as both a husband and a father, but I'm not going to act like your dad and run away from my wife.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)

true
You're so weak and impotent that you'll still be with her even after the post boy and her line manager have spit-roasted her on the photocopier
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Captain Vee and Crack House are parents.
How scary wonderful is that? Eh?
Woo!
( thealternativefact, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Awww, you beat me to it. It's so exciting!
I want to see photos of CHCBs scar. I bet it's really impressive.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)

It'll be bigger than Vee.

( thealternativefact, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Wont take much, lets face it

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I'm going to have to go back to Bristol and see it
whether they want me too or not.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I'm going on August 22nd.

( thealternativefact, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Awwwwww
Bring me back a picture. Or possibly just borrow the baby for a bit, I'l post it back once I've had a go.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Your thread's totally turned into
the Eastenders omnibus.

Kwikfit banged a nail into my tyre once. I was annoyed, but not surprised. It did slightly amuse me because they subsequently forgot about it, told me the job was done without charging me for the extra tyre they were obviously intending to. I started going to a different tyre place. Take that, piano playing, Swedish-speaking tyre man!
( Kroney, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

How dare you?
You cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I know
I'm practically an anarchist.
( Kroney, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

a nail
+spare
annoyed surprised
surprised unpleasantly
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)