I now envision you
as some peculiar form of contraception service who extracts his clients' ovulations with judicious use of a drinking straw before their partners wander in with their engorged, throbbing members in their hands, tip you an amount roughly equivalent to your bus fare home and shoo you out the door before they plough their mucky furrow.

_{But then my imagination's being a bit strange this morning.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

If I like the client
I use my wacky 'spectacles' novelty drinking straw.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Ooh, do you have one of those awesome curly-wurly straws?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)