OOOH, look who's back
*clears throat*
*hoists horse out of formaldehyde*

++BUMDER ALERT. BUMDER ALERT. JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO GET OUT OF YOUR ARMOURED UNDERPANTS, THE BUMDER IS BACK, REPEAT: THE BUMDER IS BACK. BE DOUBLY VIGILANT AS HIS CAREFULLY STAGED FAUX-DEPARTURE MAY HAVE LULLED YOUR CATFLAPS INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY. YES, IT WAS NICE TO LIVE WITHOUT FEAR OF THE BUMDER FOR A FEW DAYS, BUT HE IS BACK. HE HAS BEEN SIGHTED BUMDERING AROUND THIS THREAD LIKE THE GREAT BIG MINCING BUM-PLUNDERER HE IS. BUMDER ALERT, BUMDER ALERT. BACKS BACK AGAINST THE WALL. BUMDER ALERT.++
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*sighs theatrically*
I wish I didn't find this quite so bloody funny. But I do. Damn you, Crowsephine!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)

You'd miss it if it wasn't there.
In the same way that I've missed having someone to abuse on a regular basis. Welcome back, you big bumder!
*hugs*
*backs away to press rear end against heavy-duty optical bench*
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)

*hugs*
*attempts to grope*
*discovers electrocuted trousers*

Well played, sir
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

And its STILL funny cos of the mind's Holly voice. Oh dear.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)