It depends
If you're full of beer and fail, yes, you'll look like a twat.

Or if you take it too seriously too.

About the new guy, I think he's just trying to get a space here. You see, I've been a member for a long time now, and you've never started a thread for me. I think I'm going to cry.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You're all still noobs to my mighty certificate of online wastage of my time.
Now, drop and give me 20 chin ups.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)

fucking hell
that is a mighty length (of time)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)

It makes me feel like I haven't wasted so much of my life on here after all.

( thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I can't believe that there were about 8 months where I was working in this job without wasting time on b3ta

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Your career path is now closed.

( thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)

bugger

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)

you fucking love it.
Now drop and give me 20 jumping johns.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Not again!
:(
( thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)

STOP PLAYING WITH MY HAIR!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

But it's really good at Connect Four.
*plays*
( thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Don't make me get you in a womb-lock...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

It's already locked.
I'm not letting that thing open.
( thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Erk, I'll get the spatula

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I remember when this place was just fields of binary.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Beats my oldest (long abandoned) account by two months.
Do you remember The Great Architect, and Little Bear - real gentlemen they were. Not like B3talets these days ...
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Great Architect is still around

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Of course.
Prof. Fnord? Jeez, my memory is crap.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Yeah man, The Great Architect still posts on /talk sometimes, it's where all the cool out of order kids hang out innit blood.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Irom Maiden -
she had a most awful flounce once. Kept coming back for another kick against the pricks.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

/searches out for da lolz

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

You'll have more luck with 'IroN Maiden'.
and gaz me if you find it. I had an even older account back then (four digits, na-na-na-naa-na) but can't get it back up. *facepalms*
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)

i remember when it was all uniary
I don't even know if that's a word
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I can't do those, I'm so weak
You should stop talking to me if I'm wasting your time. Now, if you ever come to one of our bashes and I'm making tapas, I won't let you try any.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)

ah wat D:
I love tapirs though :(
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I believe I might
just have an edge on you there.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I had no idea it'd been around that long

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)

It's been around longer than that
/board's pretty ancient.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)

yeah but I've never seeeeeeen you before though....

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I'm King Lurker
Trufax
( Kroney, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)